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Cookie
12-09-06, 22:20
A 70 year old couple were shagging against a fence for 40 minutes, huffing and a puffing, legs and arms flying everywhere! The bloke was absolutely exhausted.

'**** me!' the woman exclaimed,
'You haven't shagged me like that for 40 years!'

'I know', replied the man,
'That fence wasn't ****ing electric 40 years ago!'
nomorepanic
12-09-06, 22:22
LOL

Very good

Nicola
Piglet
12-09-06, 22:25
:D

Piglet xx

"Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?" said Piglet.
"Supposing it didn't," said Pooh after careful thought.
yorkylover
12-09-06, 23:12
[:I]I will be passing that on !!!!

Ellen XX
jodie
12-09-06, 23:24
thats realy funny

thanks

jodie
clickaway
12-09-06, 23:54
:D:D:D:D:D

Ray


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manmoor
12-09-06, 23:57
Lol very funny thank you.

Take Care

Mandyxx
tara
13-09-06, 09:34
Nice one :D :D :D :D

Smile...it confuses people.
trac67
13-09-06, 10:12
loved that one, thanks.

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'
hopeful
10-10-06, 15:03
Very funny,loved it.
julie x
pips
12-10-06, 12:26
LOL XX X X

Pippa.
honeybee3939
12-10-06, 13:18
LOL !!!:D


Andrea
xxx
mad_shell66
12-10-06, 13:49
how funny! haha

anymore?
shellxx
Sue K with 5
12-10-06, 15:30
I like that one !

scknight
matilda
12-10-06, 21:08
Someone told me that one a while ago and i laughed for hours!!!
creatrix
16-11-06, 16:55
LOL!!!
Sax
26-11-06, 11:08
:D:D:D:D:D hahhaha nice one Shell:D