vagabond
30-11-06, 12:17
Chelsea, Lindalou and Manmoor go to heaven.
At the gates......St Peter welcomes them and says heaven is a wonderful place and they are to enjoy themselves fully. However, he warned them not to stand on the swans.
There were swans everywhere.
In the first week, Chelsea stands on a swan........within minutes...angels chain her to the most ugliest man you could imagine. St Peter tells Chelsea that she has to be chained to the ugly man for one whole year as punishment for standing on a swan.
Two weeks later, Lindalou stands on a swan....again.........within minutes.......she too is chained to an extremely ugly man.
Manmoor has got the picture now.......and makes sure she doesnt stand on a swan.
A month later........angels come along and chain the most handsome man to her.
Manmoor is pleased with her reward for not standing on any swans.
She introduces herself to the handsome man..........who replies
OH MY GOD........I ONLY STOOD ON A SWAN !!
(God loves ya really Mandy)
If I could replace my Fear with Love - Even Jesus would ask my Secret !!!
At the gates......St Peter welcomes them and says heaven is a wonderful place and they are to enjoy themselves fully. However, he warned them not to stand on the swans.
There were swans everywhere.
In the first week, Chelsea stands on a swan........within minutes...angels chain her to the most ugliest man you could imagine. St Peter tells Chelsea that she has to be chained to the ugly man for one whole year as punishment for standing on a swan.
Two weeks later, Lindalou stands on a swan....again.........within minutes.......she too is chained to an extremely ugly man.
Manmoor has got the picture now.......and makes sure she doesnt stand on a swan.
A month later........angels come along and chain the most handsome man to her.
Manmoor is pleased with her reward for not standing on any swans.
She introduces herself to the handsome man..........who replies
OH MY GOD........I ONLY STOOD ON A SWAN !!
(God loves ya really Mandy)
If I could replace my Fear with Love - Even Jesus would ask my Secret !!!