A-z of things not to do in a cafe

**Carnation** · 21-02-24, 11:04

Uber something while you are there

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 21-02-24, 18:41

Visit the loo whilst shouting IM GONNA BE SICK....

**Carnation** · 21-02-24, 19:49

Wee on the floor

**jojo2316** · 21-02-24, 20:06

Originally Posted by Carnation

Wee on the floor

we would make a great combo. Farting and weeing on the floor.

X-ray the waiting staff

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 22-02-24, 09:35

Yell at top of your voice...YOUR FOOD IS CRAP...

**jojo2316** · 22-02-24, 10:00

Zip up the flies of the stranger at the next door table

**Carnation** · 22-02-24, 10:59

Lol jojo, we would.

Ask for a bucket

**jojo2316** · 22-02-24, 15:12

Brush your teeth then spit on the pot plant

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 22-02-24, 16:28

Comb your hair over the sandwiches...

**Carnation** · 23-02-24, 09:52

Lol YNWA

Dip your biscuits in someone else's tea

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