Thought some of you would like this!
Brown is my shepherd I shall not work , He leadeth me beside still factories ,He restoreth my faith in the conservative party , .He guided me to the path of unemployment .Yea tho i wait for my dole, I own the bank that refuses me. Brown has annointed my income with taxes . My expenses runneth over my income .Surely poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.From hence forth, we will live all our lives in rented homes with overseas landlords .I am glad i am British.Im glad i am free.But i wish i was a dog and Brown was a tree . suex