He didnt like the casserole
And he didnt like my cake
He said my biscuits where to hard
Not like his mother used to make
I didnt perk the coffee right
He didnt like my stew
I didnt mend his socks
The way his mother used to do
I pondered for a answer
I was looking for a clue
Then I turned around and SMACKED him one
Like his mother used to do .