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    This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer........ They are the greatest!!!



    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true.
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely! ,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Jeeves
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me!
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    Re: The Computer Swallowed Grandma

    That's one of the most feel good poems I've read for ages. Well done.
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    Re: The Computer Swallowed Grandma

    Classic! Lovin it!!!!
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    Re: The Computer Swallowed Grandma

    Cuuute!

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