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bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:24
I'm going to join Nic in a good old rant.

Ok, so i had a load of old computer stuff ie: monitors, towers, speakers ect which filled up my tiny little linen cupboard. So whilst perusing 'Gumtree' a few days ago, i saw an add for a chap wanting to buy stuff like this as he builds his own computers. So to get a little cash and to give me back my much needed cupboard, i replied to his add and we agrees he'd come out today to pick up the stuff.

Anyhoooo....So he comes in and we blether for about ten minutes, just about the usual, every day stuff anyone would talk about when meetng someone for the first time.

Anyhooooo x 2...About a half hour after he left, i started to get e-mails
To show exactly whay i am talking about, i'm going to paste them here for everyone to see.


I'd like to c u again tho if ud like too
I
I'm free most days



U r nice and friendly


Wud u want sum fun with me? Lol sorry


Did I go too far sorry lol


Sorry, I'm just fed up at moment and not knowing what I need.
Sorry I will leave u in peace
I am a nice genuine guy really


Ok so which part of, i have some items you could purchace sounds like, 'roll up roll up, BB aka play thing free to any bored male. :doh:
lizzie29
06-09-11, 20:27
Oh my goodness! How odd! Clearly he has NO understanding of social situations!!! Did you reply or just ignore the emails?
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:29
I replied asking did this 'fun' he was talking about mean fun like playing a game or tiddly winks whist consuming some diet coke. Lol
M155anthr0p3
06-09-11, 20:31
BB should get a taser!
lizzie29
06-09-11, 20:31
Haha! The diet coke might have sold it to him!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:33
Pmsl :roflmao:
M155anthr0p3
06-09-11, 20:39
Me and MM will buy you one just in case!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:40
Thank you hun. Can i have it in pink please? lol xx
diane07
06-09-11, 20:43
Erm was he umm... nice looking lisa!!!!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:46
He was lovely and so polite and smiley. Really nice person i thought. I was just so damn shocked that he was now sending me e-mails asking me to *ahem* have some fun with him. Jings i didn't even have my slap on so the poor guys eyes must have been painted on. :doh:
diane07
06-09-11, 20:49
Well stuff the coke and tiddlywinks


I'd be getting the tennents out and twinkling the tiddly :D
M155anthr0p3
06-09-11, 20:51
Thank you hun. Can i have it in pink please? lol xx

Of course...with sparkly bits in!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:52
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Ooeer Missus. Now why didn't i think of that. Wonder if it's too late to say ive changed my mind!!!! :roflmao: NOT!!!!!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:52
Of course...with sparkly bits in!


Thank you poppet :yahoo:
diane07
06-09-11, 20:54
BB would you like me to reply to his emails on your behalf :winks:

don't mind honestly :roflmao:
bottleblond
06-09-11, 20:56
Batter on agent 'B'
lizzie29
06-09-11, 21:21
"Twinkling the tiddly"! - love it! Made me laugh Di!
bottleblond
06-09-11, 21:27
Can't take her anywhere Lizzie :winks:
diane07
06-09-11, 21:32
Nicola will be giving me a stern talking to............i can just feel it in my bones :scared15:
suzy-sue
06-09-11, 21:41
He was lovely and so polite and smiley. Really nice person i thought. I was just so damn shocked that he was now sending me e-mails asking me to *ahem* have some fun with him. Jings i didn't even have my slap on so the poor guys eyes must have been painted on. :doh:

Nowt wrong with getting to the point ...Saves time lol ..Dont think its your face he was thinking about BB ..:blush:..cheeky swine ...pfft Sue
bottleblond
06-09-11, 22:13
OMG :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:SHS you crack me up. Just wait till MM see's these shinanigans, there will be some beheading. :shades:
suzy-sue
06-09-11, 22:23
Emily can have the Gherkin when MM is finished with his Hatchetting duties ...their her favs ...:D shs
Gemma T
06-09-11, 22:31
Had he not mentioned anything about having fun I would think he's shy. I mean let's be honest. It takes some balls to ask sum1 out. Believe me I've done it. Maybe it came out wrong maybe not. Its a shame he shot himself in he foot coz he might actually be alright x x x
nomorepanic
06-09-11, 22:32
Go for it Lisa - you will then have your own laptop repair man on your doorstep :yahoo::whistles:
KK77
06-09-11, 22:38
Utter filth!

I will NOT stand for complaints staff harassing innocent members of the public :lac:

Behave BB
bottleblond
07-09-11, 20:04
:whistles:
bottleblond
07-09-11, 20:17
Had he not mentioned anything about having fun I would think he's shy. I mean let's be honest. It takes some balls to ask sum1 out. Believe me I've done it. Maybe it came out wrong maybe not. Its a shame he shot himself in he foot coz he might actually be alright x x x


No i've spoken to him since. He has a partner and a little girl. He's made it quite clear what he wants from me but i can assure you he's barking up the wrong tree. He basicly wants to have his cake and eat it. I have now asked him to stop e-mailing me and have told him straight that i'm not in the least bit interested.

Silly man :lac: Lol
Gemma T
07-09-11, 23:49
Oh right.

Yeh tell him to do one. What a pig. His poor wife prob thinks hes a catch as well. Such a shame x x x
M155anthr0p3
09-09-11, 21:48
Let's taser his balls lol!!!
Gemma T
12-09-11, 12:35
Let's taser his balls lol!!!

lol I second that