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william wallace
02-03-12, 20:19
I've had this nasty rash on my willy for a few days. I was showing it to the doctor this afternoon and he seemed quite embarrassed and it was as if he couldn't wait to get rid of me. He snapped "make an appointment to see me at the surgery next week", and just continued pushing his trolly around Tesco's.
How rude is that?
nicola1980
02-03-12, 20:29
Lmao!! Mr W you never fail to make me laugh! Lol x x
william wallace
02-03-12, 20:33
My job innit:D
macc noodle
02-03-12, 20:46
Yet again you rise to the challenge sir !!!! ;-)
i couldnt stop laughing ........... and I havent done that for a long time , away downstairs to throw the drugs in the bin and jump a bus to Forfar
* still laughing , I cant type :D
william wallace
02-03-12, 20:52
You're on the first round Nik:D
Wot are ye like Mr. W? :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao:You get worse WW ...:yesyes:Sue x
And there was me looking for advice on how to get rid of a rash on your willy...
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I meant "yours" in the general sense:blush:...
Hahaha. But what did he say about the rash :tongue:
william wallace
02-03-12, 23:56
He said it was termites:blush:
Is that like marmite? I love it on toast...
william wallace
03-03-12, 00:02
More like cottage cheese. PM me your address and I'll send you some to try:D
Love to but I just turned vegan 5 minutes ago. Maybe next time...
Pip :winks:
Yoghurt works well, apparently. And they sell that in Tesco.
Just avoid the hazelnut yoghurt - the nutty bits can really chafe...
Thanks Pipkin, I'll make a note of that:).
And don't forget, always "lather your penis lavishly with yogurt" http://www.streetdirectory.com/travel_guide/27102/medical_conditions/yogurt_yeast_infections.html
You can't say I haven't done my research...
Thanks Robin - your research is meticulous. Off to try it right away...
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...Damn. All I can find in the fridge is some beer and a mouldy tomato. Just off to the 24 hour Tesco.
Greenman50
11-05-12, 22:08
I've had this nasty rash on my willy for a few days. I was showing it to the doctor this afternoon and he seemed quite embarrassed and it was as if he couldn't wait to get rid of me. He snapped "make an appointment to see me at the surgery next week", and just continued pushing his trolly around Tesco's.
How rude is that?
:roflmao:
That will teach me for browsing through the male issues section..lol...
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