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william wallace
02-03-12, 20:19
I've had this nasty rash on my willy for a few days. I was showing it to the doctor this afternoon and he seemed quite embarrassed and it was as if he couldn't wait to get rid of me. He snapped "make an appointment to see me at the surgery next week", and just continued pushing his trolly around Tesco's.
How rude is that?
nicola1980
02-03-12, 20:29
Lmao!! Mr W you never fail to make me laugh! Lol x x
william wallace
02-03-12, 20:33
My job innit:D
pinkdove
02-03-12, 20:42
:blush: xx
macc noodle
02-03-12, 20:46
Yet again you rise to the challenge sir !!!! ;-)
bignik
02-03-12, 20:48
i couldnt stop laughing ........... and I havent done that for a long time , away downstairs to throw the drugs in the bin and jump a bus to Forfar

* still laughing , I cant type :D
william wallace
02-03-12, 20:52
You're on the first round Nik:D
haz
02-03-12, 21:49
Wot are ye like Mr. W? :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Stormsky
02-03-12, 21:52
haha psml :D
suzy-sue
02-03-12, 22:58
:roflmao:You get worse WW ...:yesyes:Sue x
Pipkin
02-03-12, 23:03
Very good! :D
robinbrum
02-03-12, 23:25
And there was me looking for advice on how to get rid of a rash on your willy...

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I meant "yours" in the general sense:blush:...
Darrenb74
02-03-12, 23:53
Hahaha. But what did he say about the rash :tongue:
william wallace
02-03-12, 23:56
He said it was termites:blush:
Pipkin
02-03-12, 23:59
Is that like marmite? I love it on toast...
william wallace
03-03-12, 00:02
More like cottage cheese. PM me your address and I'll send you some to try:D
Pipkin
03-03-12, 00:09
Love to but I just turned vegan 5 minutes ago. Maybe next time...

Pip :winks:
robinbrum
03-03-12, 00:51
Yoghurt works well, apparently. And they sell that in Tesco.
Pipkin
03-03-12, 01:00
Just avoid the hazelnut yoghurt - the nutty bits can really chafe...
robinbrum
03-03-12, 01:35
Thanks Pipkin, I'll make a note of that:).

And don't forget, always "lather your penis lavishly with yogurt" http://www.streetdirectory.com/travel_guide/27102/medical_conditions/yogurt_yeast_infections.html

You can't say I haven't done my research...
Pipkin
03-03-12, 01:46
Thanks Robin - your research is meticulous. Off to try it right away...

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...Damn. All I can find in the fridge is some beer and a mouldy tomato. Just off to the 24 hour Tesco.
Greenman50
11-05-12, 22:08
I've had this nasty rash on my willy for a few days. I was showing it to the doctor this afternoon and he seemed quite embarrassed and it was as if he couldn't wait to get rid of me. He snapped "make an appointment to see me at the surgery next week", and just continued pushing his trolly around Tesco's.
How rude is that?


:roflmao:

That will teach me for browsing through the male issues section..lol...