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chucklehound
12-07-06, 14:16
Hi Aunt Su, I was wondering if you were cured as you have not been here for a while.
I have a big problem and need your help...

I am agoraphobic because every time I go to the shop I get loads of men following me... They all fancy me and they even pitch their tents outside my house.

What can I do?

Take care

Chuckle

xxxx

Piglet
12-07-06, 15:18
Yes Su please do tell us :D:D:D:D:D:D

Although I expect you will have to use a lot of signs and symbols in your reply if what I remember from your usual gentle and subtle wording is anything to go by :D:D:D:D

Chuck the same happens to me hun too but I think they are after my Pringles - men are always after my 'pringles'!!!! [:I][}:)]:D

Piglet xx

trac67
12-07-06, 15:26
Oohh if that happens then I am going to buy some pringles too then lol

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'

nomorepanic
12-07-06, 15:45
I will navigate SU here later cos she will never find it alone!!

Nicola

chucklehound
12-07-06, 15:53
LOL Nic, maybe she is cured or just ignoring us!!!

Take care

Chuckle

xxxx

tara
12-07-06, 20:06
Aunt Su is very good at helping in suituations like this, i'm sure she'll give you some great advice...LOL:D

Smile...it confuses people.

suNOmates
12-07-06, 21:54
O:D

suNOmates
12-07-06, 21:55
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No Im not cured chucks i just been hiding from you LOL
:D

How do i tell the poor deluded lady ( LOL ) ?

spose i could lie :D naaaaaaaaaaaa aunt Su DONT
Honesty ,,,,,,,,, Thats why they come to me ( no braging )

Its plain i am needed by the nutters and fruitloops Spose i better dig out
Brill advice and help the sad no hoper cases with no lives
sad really ? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Not my fault im perfect i spose ( shut it )

chucklehound
12-07-06, 21:55
oh you broke it su!!!!!!!!:D

Take care

Chuckle

xxxx

chucklehound
12-07-06, 21:57
So what do I do about the men wanting my bod????



Take care

Chuckle

xxxx

suNOmates
12-07-06, 22:07
Hi Piglet how you been ?

:D
MMMMMMMMM strange how i cure people with my perfect advice
Innit ? All i do is give my advice and they dont come back again [Oops!]

Its ok piglet im back to put you on the road to perfection

herSUpreemgreatness :D

quote of the day
why do today what you can get someone else to do for you ( o sigh )

suNOmates
12-07-06, 22:16
Hi Trac

Sorry girl if it only took a bag of pringles even chuck would have a boyfriend LOL:D


herSUpreemgreatness :D

trac67
12-07-06, 22:54
Oh no I was excited then, so Su how do I find a man then, please help me

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'

suNOmates
12-07-06, 23:33
Dear Nic

I hope your not saying i cant find work the forum ? [:O]
You know im well kool with puter teckno And No its not true
i had to ask trac to get me back here [:O] as if ? :D
You got any probs you want help with nic ?


herSUpreemgreatness

And no i dont need to copy and paste my posts cos i do them wrong

all wicked lies[Sigh...]

nomorepanic
12-07-06, 23:37
Su

Well I am a bit worried mate cos those pants you got me for my birthday are actually very comfy and I love them.

Is that a problem?????

P.S. bet you don't find this again.

Nicola

trac67
12-07-06, 23:51
I gave her the link and it took her an hour to get here still lol

Take care

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'

Piglet
12-07-06, 23:54
You love those pants Nic cos they are rubber!!! It was Su who got you on that sort of gear in the first place!!!:D:D

So nice to have your pearls of wisdom around us once more Su - quite frankly you should have your own agony column on a national newspaper then more people would benefit.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Pig xx

suNOmates
13-07-06, 21:36
Hi Tara
O such a joy to have someone
as smart as Tara on the forum
Must be a first :D



herSUpreemgreatness


Why brag when everyone nows im perfect

suNOmates
13-07-06, 21:49
Hi Chucks

( ok who told her i was back ? ) [Sigh...]

You tried on convent maybe chucks ? one on another planet ?
you might feel more at home :D

Maybe less time in the naughty rooms might help :D

You tried going out in the real world ?
herSupreemestgreatnessever
:D

suNOmates
13-07-06, 21:56
Hi trac girl

Being 50 musta be a help to you cos now your willing to
admit to needed HELP :D Now admiting your real age
comes next ,,,,,,,,,,,

herSUpreemgreatness

tara
13-07-06, 23:19
Oh Hyia TheSUpreemgreatnessofalltime :D
Gosh have we missed your wonderful GREATNESS and SUPER knowledge on our problems[8D]

Hows your pussy? cat.

Mines all good..................................... apart from the 4 litters shes had since i've had her !!!!![:I]

Got five fluffy ones under me bed the mo !!!!!!

Don't know what i'm gonna do with her, i've tried grounding her but she just don't listen. Any ideas on this one??

Tara xx:D


Smile...it confuses people.

chucklehound
19-07-06, 21:06
Help!

Take care

Chuckle

xxxx