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Dave777
17-07-06, 21:25
Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' And has reached
the £1 million question.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember,
you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?
"Is it. A, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"
Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too
sure. I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm
still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."
So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win
£1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."
"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives
in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, Boss." says Becks without hesitation.
"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger
"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."
"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"
Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble
giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know
that a badger lives in a set?"
"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........
"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!" :D

den64
17-07-06, 22:04
Hi Dave

keep flowing with the jokes:D thats a good one we need to laugh at times with what goes on our lives, look forward to the next one:D:D

Denise

Daisybun
17-07-06, 23:03
Good one dave!

Take care
Daisybun

'This too will pass'

manmoor
24-07-06, 17:36
Pmsl Dave so I guess its true that Beckhams a wingnut lol


Mandy