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clickaway
30-07-06, 23:50
I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions......central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day,

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.



I rest my case.

sophieunderscore
31-07-06, 01:46
That sounds fabulous!

How about we all sign a petition and send it to the big man?

Sophie x

Ammeg
31-07-06, 08:47
lol... thats fab- sounds nice to!!! put a huge grin on me face!!! :D

Gemxx

jodie
31-07-06, 19:23
wow when you put it like that lol

sounds good

jo x

Lindalou64
31-07-06, 22:27
LOL GOOD ONE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.....LINDA XXX

pips
01-08-06, 14:10
LOL Excellent!!!!

Take Care,

Love PIP'S X X

Eclipse
01-08-06, 18:47
Makes so much sense and sounds like fun.

(re the last bit - preferably a female's though cos otherwise you'd hardly have time to catch your last breath!! Ha HA!!) :D:D


Magz :0)

Southern_Belle
15-08-06, 15:38
LOL so funny, great thought!

Bel

"Our thoughts are our reality"