Rubbish birthday - tell me a joke

[Iggy131313]

As this has been the worst birthday of all time I need cheering up, tell me your best jokes here is a fav of mine

I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was ONE DOG!!

It was a shihtzu

Get it? lol!

[spuder]

awwwwwwwwwwww huni happy birthday sorry its not been a good birthday for u lol at the shiitzu joke very funny

[paranoidtree]

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Iggy131313, Happy Birthday to you!

My joke to cheer you up is: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Do-you-think-he-saurus!

[laura442]

Aww happy birthday Iggy I have been thinking about you ! Our birthdays are even one day apart ! I sympathise with you fellow virgo....BORN WORRIERS !!!! XXX

[Iggy131313]

tomorrow or yesterday laura?

[laura442]

tomorrow x

[Iggy131313]

well happy birthday for tomoz, I turned 21 the day after the sep 11th attack, and cancelled my 21st birthday party, im 32 today, how old were you in that terrible year? and in fact how old tomoz?

[laura442]

Aww bless you I was 22 that year so will be 33 tomorrow x

[PanchoGoz]

Did someone say...rubbish...jokes? CUMMIN ATCHA!

How many novelists does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Two. One to take it nearly to the end, and another add a final dramatic twist!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I'll go on ahead.

Two peanuts walk down a street. One was assaulted.

[loopylu86]

Happy birthday!!! I was 15 (26 now) during 9/11.

My jokes abit rude but....

Why did Barbie never have children?







Because Ken comes in a different box!!!

[eeyorelover]

My fav joke is corny as hell but here it goes...
A dyslexic man walked into a bra ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
xxx
Sandy

[Serenitie]

Happy belated birthday wishes, Iggy!:birthday::birthday::birthday1::birthday:

I hope that you start to feel better soon! xxx