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clickaway
24-09-06, 01:00
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come
in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live.
She figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

Ray


http://www.anxietyrelease.org.uk/

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers

groovygranny
24-09-06, 01:20
Phew!

What a good job God recognises us from the inside!! [:P]

xxx



'There are no such things as strangers; just friends we haven't made yet!'

lildutt
24-09-06, 08:01
lol thats funny

Lindalou64
24-09-06, 14:03
lol good one .............Linda[8D]

groovygranny
24-09-06, 15:58
You'll never believe this..........

Our vicar used this one in his sermon this morning.........D'you think he read your post clickaway and pinched it??!! lol! :D

Lotsa Luv[:P]
xxxx

'There are no such things as strangers; just friends we haven't made yet!'

clickaway
24-09-06, 16:03
Oh, I have connections in high places LOL!

Ray


http://www.anxietyrelease.org.uk/

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers

Granny Primark
24-09-06, 16:05
Thanks for the laugh.
Keep the jokes coming, my hubby will be using them on his mates at work and when he does any discos.

Take care
LYNN

matilda
24-09-06, 16:13
Very funny cheered me up no end!!!

manmoor
24-09-06, 17:03
Lol Ray very good.

Take Care

Mandyxx

trac67
24-09-06, 20:43
loved that one :D

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'

Southern_Belle
27-09-06, 16:07
I agree, very funny!, Thank you.

Bel

"Our thoughts are our reality"

Barb
27-09-06, 16:28
Oh thanks for that Ray it did make me laugh.

Barb xxx

wobily_lin
30-09-06, 09:18
Ray yet again another good one. have no idea where ye getting all these from lol

Take care,

Lin.
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