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Mipsy
16-05-13, 01:38
No more panic I hear you say,
Perhaps, until I wake up the following day!
Yesterday I diagnosed a tumour in my head
Today, I'm dying, can't move from my bed!
This health anxiety is a troublesome beast
He hits you when you expect him least.
He creeps up from behind and there he lingers
Whilst you bite the nails on your trembling fingers.
He feeds on adrenalin and gastric juice
He's always to blame for this mental abuse.
He's a disease who claims to make me insane
He's an aneurysm who takes control of my brain.
Poking and prodding an ominous lump
Should this gland be raised in a bump?
Reaching for Google, my informative friend
Type in my symptom and then I press send.
Feck me! It's inoperable cancer I've got!
And the doctor told me it was only a spot!
And that's when I have a full panic attack
I reach for my phone and call the doc back!
A second opinion I really must find,
I know what she's thinking, it's all in my mind!
But treating my spot is not what I need,
Or searching for websites I feel I must read
My doctor can help me acknowledge my fears,
Treating my anxiety to dry up my tears.
No longer a slave to my thoughts will I be
Some CBT and a healthier me!

Written by Mipsy, May 2013

Natalie1981
16-05-13, 09:17
Love this :D Nice one!

OliviaD
16-05-13, 10:18
:D

bab
16-05-13, 16:22
brilliant

Bond Girl
16-05-13, 16:41
Love it! So true!!

Munchlet
16-05-13, 16:52
That made me giggle v funny and so true.

:yesyes:

Mipsy
16-05-13, 19:58
Thank you :)

melvin
16-05-13, 20:34
good one

Bekzie
16-05-13, 21:16
Excellent, love it :D

Aimee92
16-05-13, 21:53
Been feeling pretty down past few weeks with my fears and my doctors appointment tomorrow. This made me laugh and cheered me up a bit. Thank you. :)

katielou80
17-05-13, 08:02
fantastic! so me its frightening!! ha x

Mipsy
17-05-13, 17:59
Glad it cheered you up, Aimee!

sandralynn92
17-05-13, 20:41
this made me feel better :D

Mipsy
18-05-13, 12:05
Thanks to everyone who commented. Glad you enjoyed it! It helped me just writing about my HA x

Magic
18-05-13, 12:17
Thanks Mipsy, that was good:)

steven67
18-05-13, 15:47
you got it in one, sooooooooo true

stressedmamof3
18-05-13, 16:41
love it... xx

Mipsy
20-05-13, 14:40
Just spied your comments. Thanks x x

owlkeeper
20-05-13, 16:01
Beautifully written! And so true!!

Mipsy
22-05-13, 00:56
Thanks Owlkeeper!

virgo199060
22-05-13, 02:06
<3 love this! :)

Mipsy
26-05-13, 01:51
Thanks Virgo!