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NoPoet
20-05-13, 23:01
Whenever anyone mentions North Korea, which no-one does all of a sudden, I grow tremendously in size and stature, my skin turns green and my clothes rip off.

This is inconvenient at work and nearly led to a disciplinary under sub-section 31, "Employees must not run around showing their bare bum to the opposite sex and shouting 'What would Starfleet do?'".

Luckily my clothes only cost me £10 because I shop at Primark.

I hope others find comfort and value in these words!

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