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clickaway
29-09-06, 18:28
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come
out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?'

'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when
we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright
but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was
eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but
they couldn't save my legs.'

'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?
'asks Matthew.

'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the
advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his
body onto mine.
As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having
physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the
end of the year.'

A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are
you going to be?'


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'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'





Ray


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And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
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rosebud
29-09-06, 18:33
thats a good one! he he he !

traceyxxx

HazyMind
29-09-06, 18:44
LOL That is bad!!
But it made me laugh!! ;)

tara
29-09-06, 19:25
Hey Clickaway it's not as bad as this one.....................

There are two sausages in a frying pan...........
One sausage said to the other sausage.......
Flipping heck mate...it's hot in here........
The other sausage replied.....f**k a talking sausage !!



Now thats bad lol :D

Smile...it confuses people.

carlin
29-09-06, 20:10
Yes Ray, you are right mate...that was unbelievably bad...but funny xxjean

manmoor
29-09-06, 23:57
Oh Ray I did laugh at that and felt kinda bad afterwards.

Take Care

Mandyxx

wobily_lin
30-09-06, 09:10
Ray, keep takin the meds hun... it was bad but i did laugh so wot does that say for me eh lol

Take care,

Lin.
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net
30-09-06, 17:25
definately bad but it made me laugh

netty


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