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Melxxx
07-10-06, 14:50
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need
to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will
have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath
so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

net
07-10-06, 14:51
:D

good one

netty


the dreams of the future are better than the history of the past

Wannabeloved85
07-10-06, 14:56
hehe!

honeybee3939
07-10-06, 15:20
:D Nice One !


Love

Andrea


xxx

manmoor
07-10-06, 16:26
Lol Mel what a clever wife eh.

Take Care

Mandyxx

domino
08-10-06, 17:11
like it lol[^][:o)][8D]