clarissa
25-10-06, 19:10
I was feeling very down this morning until I read this from a Friend
Onions & Christmas Trees
> >
> >A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> >many kinds of boobies are there?
> >
> >The father, surprised, answers,
> >"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
> >In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
> >In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
> >a bit.
> >After fifty, they are like onions."
> >
> >"Onions?"
> >
> >"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> >
> >This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
> >many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
> >
> >The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> >through three phases.
> >In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
> >In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
> >After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> >
> >A Christmas tree?
> >
> >"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
there's a place that I dream of when I sleep, so peaceful, so quite, I call it mother earth.
Onions & Christmas Trees
> >
> >A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> >many kinds of boobies are there?
> >
> >The father, surprised, answers,
> >"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
> >In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
> >In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
> >a bit.
> >After fifty, they are like onions."
> >
> >"Onions?"
> >
> >"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> >
> >This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
> >many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
> >
> >The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> >through three phases.
> >In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
> >In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
> >After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> >
> >A Christmas tree?
> >
> >"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
there's a place that I dream of when I sleep, so peaceful, so quite, I call it mother earth.