I laughed!

[Ross]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.

"It represents a candle," he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers.

Saint Peter looked with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols."
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Why are the oldies the best ones eh?

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[pips]

LOL Very Good Ross.

Take Care,

Love Pip's X

Pippa.

[manmoor]

Erm Woss where's the 3 Paddy's? last time I heard that joke they were involved and me give ye 1 guess which Paddy was Irish!!! lol.

Take Care

Mandyxx

[Chopper]

Must have been one great office Xmas party!:D

Happiness and light to all,
'Chopper'

I saw her once, one little while, and then no more:
’Twas Eden’s light on Earth a while, and then no more.
Amid the throng she passed along the meadow-floor:
Spring seemed to smile on Earth awhile, and then no more;
But whence she came, which way she went, what garb she wore
I noted not; I gazed a while, and then no more!

James Clarence Mangan 1803 - 1849

[lainey]

Lol, Ross!
Keep 'em coming.

[Lindalou64]

LOL MY CHOWDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA FLIPPING NUT YOU.......... GOOD ONE...........LOVE YA[8D] .................LINDA

[scaredycat2001]

Thanx Ross,
v funny!
Scaredycat

[honeybee3939]

I like that Ross !!


Very Funny !:D

Love

Andrea
xxx

"If you have a worry turn it into a problem, you cant solve worrys but you can solve problems"

[Granny Primark]

Good one ross, my hubby wrote it down before he went work this morning. No doubt hel drive all his fellow bus drivers mad with another one of his pinched jokes today.

Take care
LYNN xx

[jo61]

Hi Ross, I love it! Have just sent it to two friends who are called Carol!

Jo x


Jo

[Ross]

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COPYRIGHT TBH

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