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jill
03-12-06, 02:52
"Ancient Chinese Proverbs"



Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

JILLXX

Sax
03-12-06, 08:45
:D:D:D:D Excellent :D:D:D:D

trac67
03-12-06, 14:29
sooo funny, loved those Jill thanks xx

love

Trac xx

'Live your life with arms wide open, today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten'

honeybee3939
03-12-06, 14:49
LOL Jill !

Very Funny !:D

Love

Andrea
xxx



"If you have a worry turn it into a problem, you cant solve worrys but you can solve problems"

Ross
03-12-06, 16:38
I tell ya, I have had a morning of Comedy in different Forums, so have been laughing a lot.

Reading that has made me require new underwear.

TY so much!

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Is There Really Gravity, Or Does Earth Just Suck?

manmoor
03-12-06, 16:41
Lolololol thanks Jill.

Take Care

Mandyxx

Lynnann
03-12-06, 17:09
Thanks Jill,

Really good post

Lynnann

clickaway
03-12-06, 17:20
Priceless!

Ray


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And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
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Lindalou64
03-12-06, 18:23
LOL GOOD ONE JILL.........SEE THATS WHAT WE NEED A GOOD LAUGH:D THANKS I KNOW I DID.....TC XX LINDA[8D]

hopeful
03-12-06, 21:11
Hi Jill,

Very funny. I love a good laugh. Thanks for that.
julie x

jill
30-01-14, 21:22
Just thought I would activate this tread for a laugh :roflmao:
Mmm or maybe a little smile :)

Mugs
16-06-16, 06:58
Woman who slide down bannister get sliver by cracky.

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Man who have flat chested wife has right to feel low.

Mugs
23-07-16, 05:57
Bump