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Ladym
14-12-06, 20:46
Hi guys, I write a lot of "poetry" to take my mind off things - thought this might give you a giggle -


On Deciding To Give Buddhist Chanting A Go


Okay, lotus position.
Just take my right leg,
Then my left, then...
Oh, s**t, ow, ow, ow!

Right, comfortable will do
Best start now
The Simpsons is on in a minute.

Om.
Don't think,
Don't think about thinking.

Om.
Stop peeping out your right eye,
C'mon girl.
Okay, here we go.

Om
Om
Ommmmmmmm....ister Sandman,
Bring me a dream, bom bom bom bom,
Make him the cutest...

Erm...
What's the opposite
Of Zen?

Hugs
Anna xxx

creatrix
14-12-06, 21:39
LOL... that's great