Lynnann
21-12-06, 01:19
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Dogs do not have a problem expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you are gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong.
Dogs don’t criticise your friends.
Dogs admit when they are jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you—except Frisbee and Ball (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious about your dog’s dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas
(Ok the really worst disease you can get is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it and you get to kill the one that gives it to you).
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs admit when they are lost.
Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
HOW MEN AND DOGS ARE ALIKE
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither does the dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
Dogs do not have a problem expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you are gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong.
Dogs don’t criticise your friends.
Dogs admit when they are jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you—except Frisbee and Ball (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious about your dog’s dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas
(Ok the really worst disease you can get is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it and you get to kill the one that gives it to you).
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs admit when they are lost.
Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
HOW MEN AND DOGS ARE ALIKE
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither does the dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.