Dave777
24-12-06, 10:18
Here we are, Christmas Eve, here's a few amusing Quotes:)
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Basildon. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ~Don Meredith
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL:)
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Basildon. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ~Don Meredith
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL:)