kt
12-01-07, 16:53
Just wanted to share my most favourite joke...
A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Managers door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and that the whole production line is backing up fast.
The Personnel Manager decides to see for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "I think you misunderstood the instructions i gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!"
Laugh...? i had to sew my sides back up when i read this!;)
hugs, kt x
Fear makes the wolf look bigger!!
A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Managers door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and that the whole production line is backing up fast.
The Personnel Manager decides to see for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "I think you misunderstood the instructions i gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!"
Laugh...? i had to sew my sides back up when i read this!;)
hugs, kt x
Fear makes the wolf look bigger!!