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16-01-07, 00:06
A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment
on an overnight sleeper-train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the
cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.
Ray
http://www.anxietyrelease.org.uk/
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment
on an overnight sleeper-train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the
cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.
Ray
http://www.anxietyrelease.org.uk/
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
~Mark Sanders and Tia Sillers