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groovygranny
28-01-07, 16:58
Hiya! A little frivolity on a lazy Sunday afternoon!

Granny thought you may be interested in these 'words of wisdom' that she tries to live by!

I've included the authors names just in case I transgress any copyright by posting them here !!

<center>“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body,
But rather to skid in sideways at great speed,
chocolate (1kg bar) in one hand, bottle (opened, with a straw) of red wine in the other,
Thoroughly used up, totally worn out
And loudly proclaiming:
“WOOHOO! WOT A RIDE!”

By Mavis Leyrer age 83
(Edited blue bits by GroovyGranny age 52)
</center>

<center>Granny's Got a Bike!

My family thinks I'm crazy,
for buying this new bike.
Well, who taught them to ride,
when they were little tikes?

It seems like everybody wants me
in my rocking chair,
knitting blankets, socks and mittens-
but, there's so much more out there!


Well, I have got a wake up call!
You think that I'm too old,
and should be staying in the house-
so I won't catch a cold?

Listen up! I'm on my way!
I'm getting out of here!
I'm peddlin' and I'm peddlin'-
so keep those pavements clear!

I've got my safety helmet on-
so darlings don't you fret.
Cause Granny's got a brand new bike-
you aint seen nothin' yet!

By Ellen M.DuBois
</center>


Look out, look out GG's about !! [Yeah!]

lotsa luv

[:P]

xx

'There are no such things as strangers; just friends we haven't made yet!'

kazzie
28-01-07, 17:03
LOVED IT GG:D:D:D

GAVE ME A GOOD LAFF

THANKS FOR SHARING:D

LUV KAZ X X X

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!!!!!!

LickeyEndBlues
28-01-07, 17:15
I'm not sure about the chocolate with red wine but.....................

<center>Way to go Kiddo</center>

Iain

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Rennie1989
28-01-07, 17:48
Mmmmm .... chocolate!

"My teddy last night was a paper bag, to keep my safe."

sal
28-01-07, 18:34
Excellent Thanks

Love Sal xx


Dont mess up the best things in your life, just because at present you are unsure who you are.


"Life is a distance and to travel that distance you were given the strength and guidance to do so".

manmoor
28-01-07, 18:37
Woohoo GG thanks for sharing hun made me giggle. xxx

"When There Was Only One It Was Then That I Carried You."

pips
30-01-07, 13:17
Thanks for that was funny.

Take Care,

Love Pip's X X

Pippa.

twiglet
07-02-07, 19:11
good one.... i needed a good laugh.:D
love
twiglet xx