nomorepanic
22-03-07, 16:14
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies.
(Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies.
(Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt