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honeybee
05-04-07, 11:25
Things I hate about everybody....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...

---I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?---

2. People who are willing to get off their a*se to search the

---entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.---

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

---F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?---

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".

---Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?---

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".

---No t****r, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
f*cking floor.---

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".

---Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?---

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.

---Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.---

8. When people say "life is short".

---What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
What can you do that's longer?---

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".

---If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?---

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.

---So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?---

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'

---No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.---

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.

---Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.---

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....

---It has to be a McChicken Burger, NOT just a Chicken Burger you get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking Mct****r.---

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'

---Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.---


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happyone
05-04-07, 12:33
that was quite funny, but oh boy do you seem angry this afternoon!

happyone
xx

honeybee
05-04-07, 12:35
it was actually sent to me by my mum.... do you think i should reccomend an anger management course to her... lol

jodie
05-04-07, 12:59
lmao

jodie xx

Paddington
05-04-07, 13:47
Oh My God you have made me laff honeybee:roflmao: i love number 4,brilliant,so thankyour mom for me,i haven't even smiled since Sunday!!:ohmy: Love Paddie.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

manmoor
05-04-07, 13:58
Lmao bloody brilliant Honey thanks Lol xxx :D

groovygranny
05-04-07, 14:51
Hahahahahahhhhhhh!!

OMG that was soooo ******* funny and soooooooooo ******* true!!!

Unfortunately, 'Tenna Lady' aren't doing it for me anyomore so.......

.......I'm off to buy incontinence pants !! (not at Tesco's:blush:!!)

Thanks Honeybee !!!

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

honeybee
05-04-07, 16:19
ha ha ha... why not start trying nappys GG....

den42
05-04-07, 18:30
really funny honeybee, keep them coming i say :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

take care

denise :yesyes: :yesyes:

happyone
05-04-07, 19:34
Honeybee


it was actually sent to me by my mum.... do you think i should reccomend an anger management course to her... lol
All I can say is, just don't get on the wrong side of your mum LOL!!

Happyone
x

Rach**81
06-04-07, 00:56
its So funny !!!! LMAO:sign20:

kelbob
06-04-07, 13:29
lol that was funny lol i was crying with laughter - im sad lol - nah i heard it before but its so true!
Hehe! :)

Children_of_God
06-04-07, 20:58
Ok I know what the f**cking is n all that but what the heck is t****r Iv been trying to figure it out n it's just not happening so can someone pm me n tell me 'cos it's really starting to annoy me! lol. apart from that this was ace, a few of them made me chuckle! lol = )

happyone
06-04-07, 21:13
Ok, I'm not sure if you are kidding or not children of god, but we could make it a wee competition!
fill in the blanks
t oppe r
t ogge r
t alke r
t ease r
t inke r
t ailo r
t anne r
t enne r

or does anyone else know any others:winks:

Happyone
xx

honeybee
06-04-07, 21:54
you're all wrong.. its T O S S E R :lac:

happyone
06-04-07, 21:58
Honeybee,
I would never ever have thought of THAT word!:winks:

happyone
xx