The Hormone Warning

[eeyorelover]

The Hormone Warning


The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow you look good in brown!
Safest: Wow look at you!
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck!
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are alot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today!
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultrasafe: Have some more chocolate!


xxx
Sandy

[honeybee3939]

LOL Sandy !

How did you know my husband was called Dangerous??:) :) lol

Love

Andrea
xxxx

[jo61]

That's brilliant Sandy!

[Under~The~Stars]

Sandy LMFAO!!!! :yesyes:

ROFL!!

Thats brill, I wish there was men that did just offer us chocolate all the time! The world would be a better place lol! :winks:

[manmoor]

Lol Sandy that was great hun thanks for sharing xxxx

[lildutt]

lol thats cool

[Piglet]

Oh I loved that :yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes: .

Piglet :flowers:

[Lynnann]

LOL,

That was good, thanks for sharing

Lynnann

[heths]

Thanks for that Sandy LOL

Heather x