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Dave777
18-04-07, 18:37
Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.


Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,

A,E,I,O and U.


Q: What is the Fibula?

A: A small lie.



Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby.


Q: What is the most common form of birth control?

A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.


Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

A: The Caesarean section is a district in Rome.


Q: What is a Seizure?

A: A Roman emperor.



Q: What is a terminal illness?

A: When you are sick at the airport


Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.

A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



Q: What is a turbine?

A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head

manmoor
18-04-07, 19:04
Lol Dave those were really good thanks for sharing xx

jodie
18-04-07, 19:11
dave

i had a good laugh at that it was realy funny

:emot-giggle::emot-giggle::emot-giggle::emot-giggle::emot-giggle:

thanks jodie xx

groovygranny
18-04-07, 22:44
Waaahahahahaha!!!:roflmao:

'Course, GG knows all about Turbines now you know !!

:blush:xx