eeyorelover
20-04-07, 23:22
Signs that you need a vacation
The radiation from your monitor has burnt your shadow onto the wall
You've gone from decaf to espresso to straight gin.
Wastebasket in your office is full of the ripped-off faces of people who came to you with a question or problem...
You get on the down elevator on floor six, push the sixth floor button and become irritated that you are not going anywhere.
You look at the clock...it shows 6:00...you can't remember if it's AM or PM.
The little leprechaun, that only you can see, who keeps telling you to, "Burn it, burn it all."
You spend too much time in front of the microwave before noticing it's not your TV.
You've begun to enjoy the elevator music.
Acne at age 43.
You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip of espresso.
What shall I do today? Pretend to work ...take a hostage ... pretend to work ...take a hostage ...
Road rage in the supermarket resulting in broken bones from the canned yams.
The last time you took a vacation to the Grand Canyon, it was a shallow ditch with a creek running through it.
Antacid tablets are your primary source of nutrition.
Tylenol stock takes a nasty drop every time you take a weekend off.
A growing need to DO something about the guy in the next cube. You know, the one that makes all those annoying sounds and smells. Yeah, something...something permanent. Yeah...
Spend day staring at the squirrels on the front lawn of the building. (There aren't any squirrels at your building. There's not even a lawn).
xxx
Sandy
The radiation from your monitor has burnt your shadow onto the wall
You've gone from decaf to espresso to straight gin.
Wastebasket in your office is full of the ripped-off faces of people who came to you with a question or problem...
You get on the down elevator on floor six, push the sixth floor button and become irritated that you are not going anywhere.
You look at the clock...it shows 6:00...you can't remember if it's AM or PM.
The little leprechaun, that only you can see, who keeps telling you to, "Burn it, burn it all."
You spend too much time in front of the microwave before noticing it's not your TV.
You've begun to enjoy the elevator music.
Acne at age 43.
You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip of espresso.
What shall I do today? Pretend to work ...take a hostage ... pretend to work ...take a hostage ...
Road rage in the supermarket resulting in broken bones from the canned yams.
The last time you took a vacation to the Grand Canyon, it was a shallow ditch with a creek running through it.
Antacid tablets are your primary source of nutrition.
Tylenol stock takes a nasty drop every time you take a weekend off.
A growing need to DO something about the guy in the next cube. You know, the one that makes all those annoying sounds and smells. Yeah, something...something permanent. Yeah...
Spend day staring at the squirrels on the front lawn of the building. (There aren't any squirrels at your building. There's not even a lawn).
xxx
Sandy