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JulieAs45
27-04-07, 03:22
My Blond Year :blush:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open......

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!!

I am blonde so it cant offend anyone! Can it? :shrug:
Julie x

Coni
27-04-07, 07:28
Lol Julie....I'm blonde too and definitely not offended. What a good way to start the day. Thanks for the chuckle.
:D :D :D :D
Luv Coni XX

manmoor
27-04-07, 08:08
Julie very funny hun lol I'd neverrrrrr be that dopey........would I??? :D

JulieAs45
27-04-07, 08:38
Mandy you are and honorary blonde!!! Welcome to the club! :winks:

Julie x

trac67
27-04-07, 11:10
:yesyes: haha love it

Trac xx

honeybee3939
27-04-07, 11:38
LOL Julie

Made me smile, :) :) :) Thanks for sharing!

Love
:hugs:
Andrea
xxxx

honeybee
27-04-07, 11:58
hee hee. liked june

JulieAs45
27-04-07, 15:54
Oh well glad noone offended! Its a good chuckle! :yesyes:

groovygranny
27-04-07, 20:32
Hahahahahaha!!!!

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Brilliant!!! Just loved MARCH !!!

PS: I'm a streaky blonde - does that count?:shrug:

JulieAs45
28-04-07, 01:10
Yes groovygranny, is there another type of blonde other than streaky? You're in! :yesyes:

Julie x

AdamD
28-04-07, 02:22
lol nice one, i used to be blonde :)
adam x

pips
28-04-07, 10:40
Cheers for that was so funny,

Take Care,

Love Pip's X X X X