Bye Bye folks

[bottleblond]

Well I think my stint back on the forum has come to an end. I feel the forum is being run by one particular member and that's not how things were ever ran in my day and I don't quite what to make of it. That aside...

Being back on complaints has been such a hoot and I have made some lovely new friends as well as catching up with some old ones. Cath etc, Please Pm me your email or fb details in you have them because I'd love to keep in touch. I'll pop back on later this evening to check for Pm's.

I may pop back in another 5 years for wee catch up again.

Peace out!. :flowers:

Lisa
xxx:hugs:

[Catherine S]

Aw, lass..that's sad to hear, but completely understandable, ive felt the same for a while now. Us oldies may have been here a long time but it's a struggle to find a place to fit in anymore. Will miss your banter on here for sure but yes, I'll pm you my email etc. and keep in touch when we can.

Take care lass
Ciao for now :) xxxx

[Fishmanpa]

So I guess that means KK will be sending your complaints to me. So much for resigning and concentrating on US complaints Pfffft.... ;)

But yeah, I hear you loud and clear.

Positive thoughts

[KK77]

Well I think my stint back on the forum has come to an end. I feel the forum is being run by one particular member and that's not how things were ever ran in my day and I don't quite what to make of it. That aside...

Being back on complaints has been such a hoot and I have made some lovely new friends as well as catching up with some old ones. Cath etc, Please Pm me your email or fb details in you have them because I'd love to keep in touch. I'll pop back on later this evening to check for Pm's.

I may pop back in another 5 years for wee catch up again.

Peace out!. :flowers:

Lisa
xxx:hugs:

Don't be so preposterous BB! Get back to your desk and I will consider the pay rise you asked for 5 years ago :shrug:

Complaint Status: Not accepted

[KeeKee]

Sorry to see you go Bottleblond. It was fun reading your complaints. Hope all is well and maybe one day we'll see you back on here giving the forum some more laughs.

[Buster70]

Hi sorry to see you are going or gone in which case I'm talking to myself ( first sign of madness that and suggs) it's been fun, tried to pm you goodbye but it wouldn't send, take care hope your future is bright.
Buster.

[Magic]

Well I feel gutted that you are going Lisa. Look after yourself. I shall miss you:weep:

[snowghost57]

I don't believe we have ever met. I really don't see how this forum is being run by on member. I'm in a different time zone, so maybe I missed it? Sorry to see any members leave. Take care.

[Bee84]

I didn't notice that it was. I do wonder who that particular member is??

[bottleblond]

Ok so I have thought and thought about this and I am NOT going to leave the forum because someone annoys me (at times)...I'm bigger than that now and I am quite sure I can rise above it. Maybe a few days doing other things made me put things in perspective. Besides, It's looks like no one is manning the Complaints desks!. You lazy bunch of beggers. At least one of you could have picked up the phone or cleaned the bogs. :lac:

:bighug1:

[Catherine S]

You know it makes sense :D

Cath x x

[Fishmanpa]

Besides, It's looks like no one is manning the Complaints desks!. You lazy bunch of beggers. At least one of you could have picked up the phone or cleaned the bogs. :lac:

When the blond is away.... ;)

Positive thoughts

[bottleblond]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Now how could I leave you pair, eh?. :hugs:

[KK77]

Complaint Status: Closed

[Buster70]

My complaint for today is decided yesterday to take the new old camper van down the coast , ok it's an old van but it came with a full mot now I expect two things of a vehicle it should go and it should stop the rest are luxuries that I can do without , so hurtling towards a row of stationary traffic with no brakes did nothing for my mental health , made temperary fix and carried on but being a hundred miles from home the journey back is going to be fun , oh and may have taken time off without asking but that's the way I roll .:D

[KK77]

My complaint for today is decided yesterday to take the new old camper van down the coast , ok it's an old van but it came with a full mot now I expect two things of a vehicle it should go and it should stop the rest are luxuries that I can do without , so hurtling towards a row of stationary traffic with no brakes did nothing for my mental health , made temperary fix and carried on but being a hundred miles from home the journey back is going to be fun , oh and may have taken time off without asking but that's the way I roll .:D

You may ask for time off on the Complaints thread Buster... This is BB's "leaving" thread which has now been closed :lac:

Time off Status: Wrong place, wrong time

[bottleblond]

KK...Did you manage to get our Camper van back to campus or is it submerged in the sand?

[KK77]

Nothing left I'm afraid... The rust was just too extensive to absorb shock of impact and it snapped in half like a KitKat. I thought the £1 per week rental was too good to be true :lac:

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Thread Status: Reopened by KK. Reason: Mind yer own...

[KK77]

BB - Will you refrain from getting up at unholy and frankly illegal hours in the morning to go gallivanting around the shires "do-gooding" without adequate clothing protecting you from the Scottish-shire elements. I cannot have another bout of snotty nose syndrome preventing you from working after Fish re-resigned following his previous resignation :lac:

[bottleblond]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

You saw Ben's video then?. :roflmao: That was it going off believe it or not. We were trapped in the car for ten minutes prior to that because the hail was massive. Oh we had thunder and lightening during it too. :yesyes:

Luckily it's only once a fortnight I have to get up at that ungodly hour. My alarm clock came close to being hit off a wall. :lac:

[KK77]

Next you'll be abducted by aliens and taken to Uranus! :doh:

[bottleblond]

I thought that's where we are going on our next rood trip?. :shrug:

[KK77]

Buster will be driving us to Land's End where we'll proceed via raft across the pond :shades:

[bottleblond]

Raft?. Umm were do I plug my hair dryer and straighteners in and pray tell, who will be rowing this contraption?.

P.s I'm not a strong swimmer so please remember my rubber ring!. :scared15:

[KK77]

so please remember my rubber ring!. :scared15:

I have a spare condom which we'll blow up to do the job :wacko:

[Fishmanpa]

I have a spare condom which we'll blow up to do the job :wacko:

A spare condom that'll take you across the pond? What the hell are you packin' KK? :scared15:

Positive thoughts

[bottleblond]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
:whiplash:

[KK77]

One needs a strong, long pole for endurance paddling, you understand :D

[yvonne_uk_98]

what a relief, thank goodness your not leaving bottleblond with no 'e'. :hugs::)

you and the complaints team are way to funny. keeps this place sane.

[bottleblond]

One needs a strong, long pole for endurance paddling, you understand :D

And you can use my old long johns as a sail. :yesyes:

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what a relief, thank goodness your not leaving bottleblond with no 'e'. :hugs::)

you and the complaints team are way to funny. keeps this place sane.


Thank you Yvonne! :hugs:

We're locked out of the complaints office at the moment. KK left the keys in Essex when he went for a designer "ahem" and a spray tan. Percy is bringing them back so we should be back in by October. :yesyes:

[Buster70]

Hi , my name is buster and I'm an alcoholic cross dresser , hope this is the right thread I've got grease on my Poundland glasses and sand and rain in my eyes .:D

[bottleblond]

Absolutely right thread!. :yesyes:

What a fabulous confession buster, Now what issue would you like us to help you with first or are you happy as you are? :whistles:

[KK77]

You don't have to be mad to post here but it certainly helps :wacko:

I just set fire to 500 "Why did KK and BB return?" complaints to keep us warm as there's no heating in this temporary office - and it's freezing :lac:

Fish kindly said he'd assist us when we reach the Hudson River and escort us to his New York cave which he uses for fishy clients. He said we should be quite comfortable in his guest tanks :unsure:

Percy Status: Entered wrong tanning salon

NEXT!

[Buster70]

Im far too dry for an alcoholic but I do aspire to be one once my anxiety allows me to drink white cider she's such a controlling bitch , as for the cross dressing it so hard to get clothes in my size and what season do I dress for it was summer yesterday now gale force winds and rain , pretty sure I wouldn't look like Marilyn Munro with a dress over my head down there east coast , I may have to find a new hobby like cereal killer , I freaking hate bran flakes . :D

[bottleblond]

In the name of the wee man...

I pop off for an hour only to return to this.

Firstly...KK I refuse to cross the Hudson or any other river armed with a pole, An extra large condom (for sensitive skin) a large pole and a pair of off white long johns. Not even Fish could save me from the rapid rapids. :lac:

I'm also quite sure no one would grudge us our time on here KK!. When all's said and done, we are the only loonies in the village. Albeit perfectly formed and sane ones. :yesyes:

Buster. You can't fine a wardrobe in your size?. You could always try my plus size garments. You can't have my scarlet sparkly boob tube though as KK wears that at the weekends. I do have a nice little while dress with added lycra for tummy support?.

[KK77]

Umm...errr... Unfortunately the red boob-tube's elastic snapped flinging my two sockness monsters into the face of Jamlor who was doing my make-up. He ended up with two black eyes so had to go to our fancy dress party as Morticia Addams :wacko: