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jill
10-05-07, 14:11
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig." she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady, " said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi',"

£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Hopa u lik LOL


LOVE JILLXX

den42
10-05-07, 18:03
very good, your right you won a fiver you have to look again you just cant help it :sign20:

keep them coming
denise :yesyes:

honeybee3939
10-05-07, 18:31
LOL Jill

very good.

Thats £10 you got!:)

love
:hugs:
Andrea
xxxxx

clickaway
10-05-07, 18:52
you're coining it in :D

Jaco45er
10-05-07, 19:24
LMAO will a cheque do? Its like a fruit pastel, you just gotta chew


Jaco

groovygranny
10-05-07, 20:51
Hahaha!

£25 :shades:


:yesyes:

PS: why is a cheque like a fruit pastel then ?

Jaco45er
10-05-07, 21:05
GG

I mean't like you can't resist chewing a pastel like you can't resist reading again.

Keep up lady ;)

Jaco

groovygranny
10-05-07, 21:18
Oh yeah! I get it! :emot-bulb:

Don't s'pose it would taste very nice anyway...

......the cheque that is, not the fruit pastel......

:doh:

spiral
10-05-07, 21:20
i read it again before i read the bit that bet i would...

weepinky
10-05-07, 21:32
Awww Gill thats the BEST !!!!!!


Pinky

Scarlett77
11-05-07, 00:53
Yep, read it again too!

LOL thanks for that Jill,

Scarlett x

manmoor
11-05-07, 08:06
Lolol thanks Jill that was fab.xx

Ellen70
11-05-07, 19:26
Yep jill, I owe you five quid! As i live in Eire, will you take Euros??????

Granny Primark
11-05-07, 20:52
Do you except paypal gill?
If not il be sending you a cheque for £10

Take care
LYNN xx

jodie
11-05-07, 21:12
:sign20: :sign20: :sign20:

jodiex

jill
13-05-07, 23:36
Hi all :D

Some great reply's :yesyes:

Hay, nooo money's honey's, your LOL'S are worth its weight it gold :yesyes:


TAKE CARE ALL, glad you all liked it :D :D :D

LOVE JILLXX