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Wilburis
17-05-07, 23:53
This made me chuckle, what do you think?


> The following is a real letter to a tesco customer:



Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
>
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
> surveillance cameras:
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
> products aisle.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
> stove.
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
> began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
> picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 9. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
> "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 10 December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
> using different size funnels.
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
> "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
> the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
> then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
>
>
> Yours sincerely,
>
> Charles Brown
> Store Manager

JulieAs45
18-05-07, 00:34
That was soooooo funny!! Thanks i laughed so hard my sides hurt!!!



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manmoor
18-05-07, 08:40
Lol That was so funny Lizzie thanks for sharing. I must admit I am guilty of number 5 lol. xx

honeybee
18-05-07, 11:18
ha ha ha.... thats wicked...

i love people who can make even a supermarket experiance fun... BUT how did you get the letter out of my draw???
my boyfriend often shouts, VERY LOUDLY "here's the femfresh you were after darling" in the supermarket.... needless to say i never am looking for it... infact never even knew what it was until he started shouting it out... :blush: ... at least it makes it fun.... hee hee

especially love numbers 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12...

honeybee3939
18-05-07, 11:29
Lol Lizzie

very good!!:) :)

Only last week my husband showed me up while shopping, i went to Asda wanted a new bag to match a cream suit. i saw a lovely little brown crochet bag which was a perfect match. put in the trolley next time i looked at my husband he had it on his head asking "who is this new hat for!" The checkout girl was in fits of laughter.......i cant take him no where !!

Love
:hugs:
Andrea
xxxx