EebyJeeby
16-06-07, 18:02
This is true, honest!
A friend of my sister had an appointment with the gynaecologist at the hospital. She arrived at the clinic on time but the waiting room was full, so things were running late as usual, so she decided to pop to the Ladies. Having had a wee, she discovered that there was no toilet paper - aargh! Luckily, she rummaged about in her handbag and found some tissues, sorted herself out and went back into the waiting room just as her name was called out.
She followed the nurse into the examination room. She needed and examination and a smear test, so put on the gown and laid on the table as requested. The nurse put her feet up in the stirrups (you know the drill ladies!) and left the room as the doctor came in. He put on his gloves and started to examine her. Then he stopped and, with a grave look on his face, said "Please excuse me, I'll be back in a minute".
What on earth was wrong? Her mind raced, wondering if she had some horrid disease or maybe a tumour or something. She was almost frantic when the doctor returned, his eyes rather watery. Oh god it must be something really awful, she thought.
Anyway, the doctor just carried on with the examination and didn't say a word the whole time. When he had finished the smear, he said she could get up and dressed. Still not a word.
As she sat up, she looked over into the tray where he had placed the speculum and the smear sample, and there it was.... a first class postage stamp!!
It must have been stuck to her tissues in her handbag! No wonder the doc had tearful eyes - he must have left the room and literally slid down the outside of the door in hysterics, trying desperately to gather himself to go back in with a straight face...
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A friend of my sister had an appointment with the gynaecologist at the hospital. She arrived at the clinic on time but the waiting room was full, so things were running late as usual, so she decided to pop to the Ladies. Having had a wee, she discovered that there was no toilet paper - aargh! Luckily, she rummaged about in her handbag and found some tissues, sorted herself out and went back into the waiting room just as her name was called out.
She followed the nurse into the examination room. She needed and examination and a smear test, so put on the gown and laid on the table as requested. The nurse put her feet up in the stirrups (you know the drill ladies!) and left the room as the doctor came in. He put on his gloves and started to examine her. Then he stopped and, with a grave look on his face, said "Please excuse me, I'll be back in a minute".
What on earth was wrong? Her mind raced, wondering if she had some horrid disease or maybe a tumour or something. She was almost frantic when the doctor returned, his eyes rather watery. Oh god it must be something really awful, she thought.
Anyway, the doctor just carried on with the examination and didn't say a word the whole time. When he had finished the smear, he said she could get up and dressed. Still not a word.
As she sat up, she looked over into the tray where he had placed the speculum and the smear sample, and there it was.... a first class postage stamp!!
It must have been stuck to her tissues in her handbag! No wonder the doc had tearful eyes - he must have left the room and literally slid down the outside of the door in hysterics, trying desperately to gather himself to go back in with a straight face...
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