happyone
17-08-07, 09:23
:)A dirty rough tough looking woman walks into the supermarket with two unkempt children in tow. The greeter says to her as she enters
"Good morning madam. What beautiful children. Are they twins?"
the woman looks at him with violent loathing and spits at him
"TWINS???? She's 7 and he's 3 ya half witted moron! How on earth could you think they were possibly twins ya stupid little geek!"
The greeter replies
"because I cannot imagine anyone possibly making love to you twice madam"
happyone
xx
"Good morning madam. What beautiful children. Are they twins?"
the woman looks at him with violent loathing and spits at him
"TWINS???? She's 7 and he's 3 ya half witted moron! How on earth could you think they were possibly twins ya stupid little geek!"
The greeter replies
"because I cannot imagine anyone possibly making love to you twice madam"
happyone
xx