Regional Jokes

[brizo]

Hi people, was wondering how many areas have jokes that are specifically for their accents/dialects. I'm from Scotland and heres a few from here. Try and read them in a Scottish accent :yesyes:


Q. Three tins of shoe polish on the back of a bus, which one is a musketeer?



A. The dark tan yin.


Q. What do you call a Scotsman halfway up his garden path?


A. Hamish.



Jimmy and Shuggy are sitting in the pub when Jimmy tells Shuggy that he's getting married. "I'm wearing a kilt" says Jimmy. "Och" says Shuggy "you'll look awfy smart. What's the tartan?"

Jimmy replies "She'll be wearing white"

[Granny Primark]

I only understood the last one:shrug:

Thanks for the jokes. perhaps you could explain them to me:secret: :sign20:

Take care
LYNN xx

[darkangel]

Lol Im also from Scotland but cant get the middle one....................DOH!!!!:shrug:

Luv Darkangel x

[brizo]

LOL if you are halfway up your garden path DarkAngel, then you are nearly hame.

Well they didn't go down well did they :lac:


A wee Glasgow woman goes into a bakers where there is only one delicacy left. She says to the baker "Is that a cake or a meringue" Baker replies "naw, your right enough, it's a cake"

:shrug:

[groovygranny]

Hahahaha! I got that one.....and I'm a Janner lol !!:shades:

And I got the D'Artangion one :yesyes:!!!!

keep 'em coming brizo !!


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