brizo
20-08-07, 12:46
Hi people, was wondering how many areas have jokes that are specifically for their accents/dialects. I'm from Scotland and heres a few from here. Try and read them in a Scottish accent :yesyes:
Q. Three tins of shoe polish on the back of a bus, which one is a musketeer?
A. The dark tan yin.
Q. What do you call a Scotsman halfway up his garden path?
A. Hamish.
Jimmy and Shuggy are sitting in the pub when Jimmy tells Shuggy that he's getting married. "I'm wearing a kilt" says Jimmy. "Och" says Shuggy "you'll look awfy smart. What's the tartan?"
Jimmy replies "She'll be wearing white"
Q. Three tins of shoe polish on the back of a bus, which one is a musketeer?
A. The dark tan yin.
Q. What do you call a Scotsman halfway up his garden path?
A. Hamish.
Jimmy and Shuggy are sitting in the pub when Jimmy tells Shuggy that he's getting married. "I'm wearing a kilt" says Jimmy. "Och" says Shuggy "you'll look awfy smart. What's the tartan?"
Jimmy replies "She'll be wearing white"