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anxious
31-08-07, 17:58
9 words women use
How true...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end
in fine .

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying %@!# YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology


:D :winks: :D

manmoor
31-08-07, 23:54
Lol Vicki very good hun. xxx

nanny
01-09-07, 08:35
Brilliant, i like it :yesyes:

KrazyKaz07
02-09-07, 10:46
Hehehe EXCELLENT!!! :roflmao:

Dave777
02-09-07, 11:59
No.10 has to be:

"what do you think?" = "I hear what you say, but it'll be done my way"!!


long suffering male
Dave:winks: xxx

happyone
02-09-07, 12:34
very good...and how true...in my house anyway!

happyone
xx