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whispershadow
22-03-19, 21:40
This is the thread where you can throw anything that is really annoying the hell out of you.
I'm throwing that really annoying "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world" song into forum jail. Had it in my head all day and it's really annoying me now.
*Takes prisoners out of Complaints Jail and throws them in here*
Midnight-mouse
23-03-19, 07:12
I’d like to throw the decision makers in the DWP in here and leave them there until they are able to understand the impact mental illnesses have on a persons life, also the impact that an incorrect decision has on ones mental health.
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EmmerLooeez
23-03-19, 09:18
*Takes prisoners out of Complaints Jail and throws them in here*
:roflmao:
Throws Trump in the Forum Jail.
Yep Tracy I am with you :yesyes:
Whisper, I hope you haven't set up this Forum Jail thread so you can throw yourself in it. :unsure:
whispershadow
24-03-19, 11:51
Whisper, I hope you haven't set up this Forum Jail thread so you can throw yourself in it. :unsure:
Would I do that? Considering those of us who post in the thread have the keys? :whistles:
sneaks the keys into Carnation's pocket :whistles:
*Checks skeleton key works for Forum Jail cells*
whispershadow
24-03-19, 12:18
*Checks skeleton key works for Forum Jail cells*
it works :yesyes:
Oh, I know you so well Whisper :lac:
whispershadow
24-03-19, 15:39
I'm throwing this sodoku puzzle into forum jail, been trying to do it since yesterday and I'm stuck :mad:
whispershadow
24-03-19, 17:20
*throws herself in forum jail while Carnation is not watching* :whistles:
I am watching whisper :shades:
Carnation decides to join you and brings chocolate digestives :noangel:
whispershadow
24-03-19, 19:19
I am watching whisper :shades:
Carnation decides to join you and brings chocolate digestives :noangel:
brings choc chip cookies and custard creams and bourbon biscuits to share with some of the residents of forum jail :whistles:
May I come in, please? I want to throw my horrible uterus in but the rest of me is sort of attached.
whispershadow
24-03-19, 19:40
May I come in, please? I want to throw my horrible uterus in but the rest of me is sort of attached.
You can share the snacks we got in here :hugs:
*gratefully clambers inside*
whispershadow
24-03-19, 19:51
*gratefully clambers inside*
*makes BlueIris a hot chocolate*
whispershadow
24-03-19, 19:52
wait .......... we're allowed a kettle in here? Or did KK confiscate it???????/
whispershadow
24-03-19, 19:53
KK gets to decide when any of us in here get let out :whistles:
*Sets auto-unlock for 11pm tonight*
Whisper, I already sneaked a kettle in under my coat :winks:
Aww, Whisper, thank you! *sneaks in chocolate icecream to share*
whispershadow
24-03-19, 20:01
Are we allowed a kettle in here, KK? Or do you want to confiscate it? :whistles:
I will allow kettle because Mrs C is known to lash out without a cuppa :lac:
whispershadow
24-03-19, 20:17
starts a pillow fight in forum jail while KK's back is turned :whistles:
Yes, without my cuppa I'm likely to have a tantrum. :noangel:
venusbluejeans
25-03-19, 00:41
Whisper, I hope you haven't set up this Forum Jail thread so you can throw yourself in it. :unsure:
Well if she does then I will close the thread and trap a certain number in here... Whisper can come out though
whispershadow
25-03-19, 14:28
Well if she does then I will close the thread and trap a certain number in here... Whisper can come out though
*random pillow lands near the door from the pillow fight and venus sees it* :whistles:
Catherine S
25-03-19, 19:51
That jail cell sounds better than the outside world :welcome: lol!
*Watches Jail Forum CCTV footage with Miss V in Cave Operations Room*
Is it a bit like being on Celeb Big Brother?
whispershadow
25-03-19, 21:00
Is it a bit like being on Celeb Big Brother?
Probably :ohmy: *sits down in the corner just outside of the line of vision of the CCTV camera*
*Watches Jail Forum CCTV footage with Miss V in Cave Operations Room*
*camera can't see me now* :whistles:
whispershadow
27-03-19, 14:14
Can I throw Brexit into here? I'm sick of hearing about it now :shrug:
Midnight-mouse
27-03-19, 14:53
Can I throw Brexit into here? I'm sick of hearing about it now :shrug:
Yes please! I’m sick of hearing about it too!
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Let me back in? I've had a rough day at work and now I keep on being rude to people on here.
whispershadow
27-03-19, 20:40
Let me back in? I've had a rough day at work and now I keep on being rude to people on here.
*lets BlueIris back in and supplies her with hot chocolate and cake* :hugs:
Carnation comes to visit whisper and BlueIris and slips them a secret package :whistles:
*KK watches CCTV intently from multiple angles*
We weren't doin' nothin', I swear!
*KK gasps in horror as BlueIris takes ------- out of box, giggling with others... KK calls Miss V on emergency red phone*
What! How was I to know balloons were illegal in here?
venusbluejeans
27-03-19, 23:05
*KK gasps in horror as BlueIris takes ------- out of box, giggling with others... KK calls Miss V on emergency red phone*
Hey don't bring me int this haha
*Miss V goes in Forum Jail to investigate. KK locks door behind her and goes to CCTV room*
whispershadow
28-03-19, 14:19
*whisper,blueiris and carnation all stand in a corner of the room giggling and looking at whatever blueiris brought in* :roflmao:
*Sits in front of wide screen TV hidden in Forum Jail wall and puts feet up with cuppa..."
Carnation gives whisper a hug, because of her difficult day yesterday and a hug to Iris because she is so nice :hugs::hugs: then sticks her tongue out at KK for watching :noangel:
whispershadow
31-03-19, 11:18
covers the CCTV camera over with a towel then clowns around :noangel:
whispershadow
31-03-19, 11:20
Oh and throws funerals into forum jail cause funerals are not fun so idk why they have "fun" in "funeral" :lac:
That's why I came in to give you a hug whisper :hugs:
Makes whisper a nice cup of tea with a chocolate digestive. Whisper needs her energy. :winks:
whispershadow
31-03-19, 11:34
brings Carnation some flowers but then they get confiscated by KK for a unspecified reason :flowers::shrug:
NMP Rule No 9076: Any flowers/items attracting flies and/or other insects/vermin are banned from NMP buildings, incl annexes, adjoining corridors and storage cupboards
*Leaves couple of petals for Mrs C* ;)
whispershadow
31-03-19, 17:13
*Leaves couple of petals for Mrs C* ;)
What about NMP forum jail? :noangel: that list does not mention NMP forum jail :whistles:
Forum Jail is an annex of NMP building I'm afraid but fake flowers are allowed :D
whispershadow
31-03-19, 21:49
Forum Jail is an annex of NMP building I'm afraid but fake flowers are allowed :D
Like the Secret Annexxe that Anne Frank and her family hid out in? :shades:
sneaks some lemonade to Carnation and BlueIris :whistles:
Like the Secret Annexxe that Anne Frank and her family hid out in? :shades:
sneaks some lemonade to Carnation and BlueIris :whistles:
Aye, lass :shades:
*Please note that the Forum Jail daily food-drink quota has been reached. No more allowed until tomorrow 22:00 hours. Thank you.
Forum Jail Management
whispershadow
31-03-19, 22:17
So everyone's got to starve and dehydrate, KK?
disobeys the instruction and sneaks in some fruit loaf under my coat :whistles:
who me? the fruit loaf was already here :whistles:
Throws myself in jail to hide from my anxiety
whispershadow
06-04-19, 22:52
I'm throwing emotional unstable personality dfisorder in forum jail
it's the love child of hitler and satan :mad:
I'm throwing emotional unstable personality dfisorder in forum jail
it's the love child of hitler and satan :mad:
Instructs guards to lock EUPD in solitary confinement.
Enforces ban on fizzy drinks by removing bottle of Coke and lemonade as part of Forum Jail healthy eating prog.
whispershadow
06-04-19, 23:19
Instructs guards to lock EUPD in solitary confinement.
Enforces ban on fizzy drinks by removing bottle of Coke and lemonade as part of Forum Jail healthy eating prog.
EUPD deserves to starve :mad:
Carnation makes a pair of earrings out of the two petals from sheer boredom. :whistles:
venusbluejeans
07-04-19, 00:16
Instructs guards to lock EUPD in solitary confinement.
Enforces ban on fizzy drinks by removing bottle of Coke and lemonade as part of Forum Jail healthy eating prog.
Orange Juice and salad is fine by me :) ...... but it has to be a cheese salad... with LOTS of cheese.... thats healthy isn't it???
Orange Juice and salad is fine by me :) ...... but it has to be a cheese salad... with LOTS of cheese.... thats healthy isn't it???
Orange juice is OK but I'm afraid only goat cheese is allowed as part of healthy eating prog :wacko:
*Passes Carnation remote for hidden TV. She points it at wall and presses buttons but nothing happens*
venusbluejeans
07-04-19, 00:41
Goats cheese is fine.... as long as there is lots of it :)
The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in it's own whey!
Goats cheese is fine.... as long as there is lots of it :)
The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in it's own whey!
Leicester we forget that there are stil-ton of cheeses to eat :shades:
venusbluejeans
07-04-19, 01:08
Leicester we forget that there are stil-ton of cheeses to eat :shades:
Eeee-dam, You gouda brie kidding! it will give me nightmares
anyway I have grater plans I am going to go listen to Mozart-arella or R n’ Brie by Brieoncé and go to bed
Gouda night :)
whispershadow
07-04-19, 12:47
*hides under duvet in corner of forum jail*
Carnation takes the batteries out of the remote and puts them in the CD/Radio she smuggled in and plays whisper's favourites to make her feel better :hugs:
whispershadow
07-04-19, 14:23
Carnation takes the batteries out of the remote and puts them in the CD/Radio she smuggled in and plays whisper's favourites to make her feel better :hugs:
Yayyyyyyyy Disney :yahoo:
whispershadow
07-04-19, 14:25
EUPD has been kicking my arse since yesterday :chained::chained:
*KK turns TV on for inmates. Carn flicks channel to QVC and sips on her tea*
venusbluejeans
07-04-19, 14:37
**Reminds everyone that the door to the 'forum jail' doesn't have a lock on it**
Carnation buys everything on QVC which is related to Disney for whisper and charges it to NMP :noangel: thanks KK :winks:
whispershadow
07-04-19, 16:13
*decorates the forum jail with the disney stuff that Carn brought in* :yahoo::whistles:
My job :weep:
No wonder you have anxiety!
In you go, old boy :D
venusbluejeans
08-04-19, 00:44
Carnation buys everything on QVC which is related to Disney for whisper and charges it to NMP :noangel: thanks KK :winks:
unfortunately if you did that then NMP would be no more :ohmy: as Nic pays for NMP along with small donations, she wouldn't be able to afford all the Disney stuff on QVC so NMP would have to shut down...... so we will have to charge it to KK :)
Unfortunately I had anxiety loooong before this job
Carnation was only trying to cheer whisper up, we don't want NMP shutdown, because the forum jail won't exist and KK won't buy the stuff. :weep:
I'll start one of those donation thingys on the internet. :blush:
whispershadow
08-04-19, 06:24
unfortunately if you did that then NMP would be no more :ohmy: as Nic pays for NMP along with small donations, she wouldn't be able to afford all the Disney stuff on QVC so NMP would have to shut down...... so we will have to charge it to KK :)
*returns all the disney stuff so nobody loses a job or anything* :ohmy::blush:
*Carnation gives whisper a hug and a hot chocolate and says sorry as she was only trying to make her feel better*:hugs:
*Carnation stays in forum jail with whisper as punishment for making the management angry*:weep:
venusbluejeans
08-04-19, 11:25
*Carnation stays in forum jail with whisper as punishment for making the management angry*:weep:
There is no need..... there is no lock on the door :) ps, not angry at all :) just making KK pay lol
venusbluejeans
08-04-19, 11:26
*returns all the disney stuff so nobody loses a job or anything* :ohmy::blush:
But we like disney :) so KK is paying for them. It was very nice of him to offer isn't it :D
*Carnation appreciates that Venus.*
What the Dickens are you ladies up to? :lac:
I mean, of course, I will pay (on this occasion) :shades:
*KK takes black credit card out of pocket and cuts it up. He then rings his bank's Fraud Hotline and reports card "lost". He hangs up when told he will get full refund for unauthorised use of card then leaves thread clutching a small Disney toy and goes into his Complaints office*
That's very generous of you KK and wisely done :winks:
*Carnation stays in the forum jail for jeopardising the closure of NMP*
whispershadow
08-04-19, 14:08
That's very generous of you KK and wisely done :winks:
*Carnation stays in the forum jail for jeopardising the closure of NMP*
*whisper joins Carnation and despite the healthy eating policy manages to smuggle in some chocolate cake and sugar mice for Carnation* :noangel:
venusbluejeans
08-04-19, 15:14
Wow KK...... do you not think you have gone a bit overboard with the disney?? I know you love princesses and frills but can we have some Lion King and Toy Story too please :)
https://cdn.decoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Disney-wall-mural-for-the-guest-room-that-doubles-as-a-nursery.jpg
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whispershadow
08-04-19, 16:28
*throws animal abusers into forum jail* :mad:
I know it's an easy error to make but I'm a Star Wars fan, not Disney, Miss V :lac:
So may the Force be with you! :shades:
https://homebnc.com/homeimg/2016/01/11-saturated-in-star-wars-room-decoration-idea-homebnc.jpg
*throws animal abusers into forum jail* :mad:
Who are these scum? I shall throw them down the Jail Pit (250m deep) :mad:
whispershadow
08-04-19, 19:42
Who are these scum? I shall throw them down the Jail Pit (250m deep) :mad:
whoever hurt Ebony that bad before rescue saved her :mad:
venusbluejeans
08-04-19, 20:35
I know it's an easy error to make but I'm a Star Wars fan, not Disney, Miss V :lac:
So may the Force be with you! :shades:
I have never seen a single Star Wars film :yesyes:
I have never seen a single Star Wars film :yesyes:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/be/f2/20/bef220093b9278923ed5e7e9f404e799.jpg
whoever hurt Ebony that bad before rescue saved her :mad:
They're now no more!
*KK closes pit hatch door*
*Leaves selection of fruit, nuts and plain yoghurt as part of healthy eating prog*
venusbluejeans
09-04-19, 21:15
*Leaves selection of fruit, nuts and plain yoghurt as part of healthy eating prog*
I have bought some too...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rr-composite-rude-veg.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1
*Carnation looks at fruit in a funny way then goes to brush her teeth*
whispershadow
11-04-19, 14:02
sneaks in lasagne :whistles:
Throws my health anxiety in and slams the door.
whispershadow
17-04-19, 11:26
Throwing my eupd in here and superglueing the door to solitary shut so it can never escape :lac:
You having a rough day today, Whisper?
whispershadow
17-04-19, 21:21
You having a rough day today, Whisper?
yeah i had a episode on another forum and i'm now in moderation on there just cause they was concerned, they not doing that to harm me i know that, going to ask if i can be given another chance out of it cause today was just a short episode on there :wacko:
Sounds as though you're really handling it sensibly. I hope they give you another shot.
whispershadow
17-04-19, 22:31
Sounds as though you're really handling it sensibly. I hope they give you another shot.
Basically first time i went into voluntary moderation, came out of it, had another episode that only lasted a couple of hours and got put back in when it wouldn't be helpful for me being in non-voluntary moderation. Sighs.
edit: they let me out :D
That's good to know. They sound like pretty sensible people.:hugs:
WiredIncorrectly
20-04-19, 10:13
Throwing myself in here. I want every IEP warning, I want to be put on basic and to send me down the block.
kthxbi
whispershadow
21-04-19, 12:02
I'm throwing the stupid idiot in here who shoved a bin THAT IS NOT EVEN MINE through my gate, blocking my gate :mad:
Throwing my health anxiety in here.
*Leaves jug of water and apples as part of Healthy Eating Prog* :D
whispershadow
03-08-19, 23:27
I'm throwing the real life crapioca that kicked off again in here so i can post on here without vanishing again without warning which causes people worry :hugs:
throws the rain in there so sick of it
Lol PKstracy, sun on its way :yesyes:
The media when they incessantly hype up certain issues and often cry wolf at the same time, which then often has a tendency to devalue genuine 'crises' later on.
The way people are often cynical about things, e.g, if official figures reveal something is improving (such as crime or unemployment falling), many people seem to refuse point blank to believe it. And this is seemingly regardless of which PM/political party is in power. In fact, IPSOS did a feature about this about 10 years ago, titled 'The Perils Of Perception', which revealed that the opinions of much of the British public were/are very much at odds with reality a lot of the time.
Carnation I hope so I live in California and we have had more rain then we have ever had, normally each year we get 22 inches, this year it seems like it's almost every two days we get rain, and a lot of it, we have flooding in part of our state and mudslides.
Throwing my soon to be ex landlord in here as he stil won't repair the roof, even though I am draining buckets of water, yep it's raining again, and trying to pack to move in between all of this is just not happening. this is going to go on part of the day tomorrow all day and night on tuesday and part of wed, the movers are coming on the 2th...
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