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helenhoo
25-03-19, 18:43
I accidentally heard my heart beat the other day and it went 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 1, 2 , 1, 1 , 2 , 1 ,2 the middle of my chest has been mildly tight right in centre last few days too.

KK77
25-03-19, 18:52
What be your question, Reb?

RadioGaGa
25-03-19, 19:10
Very worrying. I wouldn't even wait for an ambulance - get an AIR AMBULANCE to the nearest cardiac-surgical unit. Now!!!!
































:winks:

Carys
25-03-19, 19:12
Whats this 1 and 2 stuff ?

How can you 'accidentally' hear your heart beat ?

pulisa
25-03-19, 19:51
Whats this 1 and 2 stuff ?

How can you 'accidentally' hear your heart beat ?

Don't be heart-less, Carys:D

Carys
25-03-19, 19:53
Nice one P! I aorta be more a bit more sensitive?

BlueIris
25-03-19, 19:57
Yeah, Helen only wants to vent(ricle)

KK77
25-03-19, 20:07
We know you're vessel-ing hard with your mind but you have to beat this :lac:

RadioGaGa
25-03-19, 20:19
Carys, pulisa, KK77 and Blue Iris

I LOVE IT!!

pulisa
25-03-19, 20:41
I'm sure we'll soon all get told off for (cardi)yacking....

BlueIris
25-03-19, 20:43
And then all our efforts will have been in vein...

Carys
25-03-19, 20:48
Blimey.......quality work guys.....:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:Excellent !!!! :roflmao:

Rebecca we are punning around because we can be close to 100 percent certain there is actually nothing wrong with your heart.

KK77
25-03-19, 21:09
Blimey.......quality work guys.....:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:Excellent !!!! :roflmao:

Rebecca we are punning around because we can be close to 100 percent certain there is actually nothing wrong with your heart.

I'm sure Reb knows we're chest having some hearty pun :D

RadioGaGa
25-03-19, 21:24
Fantastic! Loved these posts:roflmao::roflmao:

Although, apologising to the OP is likely to go ignored (as is the great sense of humour)

Following the OP's previous patterns, she'd have ignored it all and then posted with another new "symptom" e.g. "When I close my eyes, I can't see. Is this blindness?" or "There is an orange sitting in front of me and I can smell it. Or is this a phantom smell from a brain tumour?" :whistles:

helenhoo
26-03-19, 00:04
Love the puns.

Its a middle of chest tightness sometimes across top of chest. I just lay down and sharp jab left side. Is this signs for impending heart attack? I keep needing to burp too. Like this chest tightness and need to burp are linked. Please help.

RadioGaGa
26-03-19, 00:13
See?

Fishmanpa
26-03-19, 00:20
From the bottom of my heart and with utmost sincerity, I hope you find it in your heart to seek help.... And don't lose heart!

Positive thoughts

KK77
26-03-19, 00:25
From the bottom of my heart and with utmost sincerity, I hope you find it in your heart to seek help.... And don't lose heart!

Positive thoughts
Heartfelt words, Fish :shades:

lofwyr
26-03-19, 06:09
Not one murmur of actual advice anywhere.

Violet Blue
26-03-19, 10:24
Just CPR-sing around.

(Kudos everyone!)

pulisa
26-03-19, 13:09
Not one murmur of actual advice anywhere.

I think the advice is to laugh this current symptom off. I suspect the OP has already moved on and has another health topic of urgent concern to announce very shortly. She is on what seems to be a permanent waiting list for CBT so humour is one way of tackling HA which is free and immediately available.

Obviously your situation is very different, lofwyr and having to contend with a legitimate health concern with HA is a real challenge.

Shadowhawk
26-03-19, 13:21
I think the advice is to laugh this current symptom off. I suspect the OP has already moved on and has another health topic of urgent concern to announce very shortly. She is on what seems to be a permanent waiting list for CBT so humour is one way of tackling HA which is free and immediately available.

Obviously your situation is very different, lofwyr and having to contend with a legitimate health concern with HA is a real challenge.

Ahem... i think you missed the murmur pun... ;)

Carys
26-03-19, 13:23
humour is one way of tackling HA which is free and immediately available.

Are we no longer charging then P ?

Fishmanpa
26-03-19, 13:49
Probably better to attack this heart worry from another artery instead of beating it to death.

Positive thoughts

KK77
26-03-19, 13:55
Maybe we should bypass it altogether?

Fishmanpa
26-03-19, 14:42
Maybe we should bypass it altogether?

Yeah... It could lead to an arrest.

Positive thoughts

BlueIris
26-03-19, 14:48
Which would be a shame, given that there's no evidence of attack.

pulisa
26-03-19, 17:35
Ahem... i think you missed the murmur pun... ;)

Oh blimey..So I did!:D My(ocardial ) mistake! My infarction was to explain that our humour was in-stent-ional

Carys
26-03-19, 18:33
Well, thats it....I'm outta this convo.....you all know FAR too many cardiac related words for me ! This is the big boys doing puns now. :roflmao:

KK77
26-03-19, 18:44
Well, thats it....I'm outta this convo.....you all know FAR too many cardiac related words for me ! This is the big boys doing puns now. :roflmao:

Rubbish! You have plenty of Carys(ma) and keep up pace with cardiac events :D

pulisa
26-03-19, 19:32
And that's no fib-rillation, Carys!

And there's no sinus that Reb is having any more issues with this so the current episode may be over?

Carys
26-03-19, 21:37
Incorrigible pair ! :wacko: I am outclassed......

Fishmanpa
26-03-19, 22:00
Could be that the entire thread is AFIB.

KK... It's keep up the 'pacemaker with cardiac events' :roflmao:

Positive thoughts

BlueIris
26-03-19, 22:20
Don't you think all these puns are getting kind of tachy(cardia)?

Fishmanpa
26-03-19, 23:30
Don't you think all these puns are getting kind of tachy(cardia)?

Yeah but I don't think we should put a holter (monitor) to it.

Positive thoughts

pulisa
27-03-19, 08:18
Me neither. We're not beaten yet. lt would be shocking to finish now when we have such a good rhythm going..