Nuke anxiety

[FrankT]

A colleague of mine has said he was afraid that the President "would try to fire nukes if he felt he was going to get removed." Now that the impeachment's here, I've become increasingly convinced that that's the case. Please reassure me it won't happen...? :unsure:

[nomorepanic]

Of couse it won't

[Fishmanpa]

The guy can't even spell! Do you think he could remember nuke codes? :lac: He would end up ordering fried chicken from KFC is he tried to launch ;)

Positive thoughts

[FrankT]

Don't they keep them in their shirt pockets nowadays?

[MyNameIsTerry]

I think your friend has read into the Trump baby a bit too literally. So, Trump is going to nuke planet earth...and become a very poor bloke and likely die as the fitter take all he has? In such a situation my food shopping is accomplished with an axe and baseball bat. How likely would an old man like Trump fend me off taking everything in his house?

[ankietyjoe]

Don't they keep them in their shirt pockets nowadays?

You're kidding, right?


"Hun, where are my armageddon codes, they were in my blue shirt?"

"Wait, your blue one....that's in the wash"

"HUN!??!!?!?!"

[MyNameIsTerry]

You're kidding, right?


"Hun, where are my armageddon codes, they were in my blue shirt?"

"Wait, your blue one....that's in the wash"

"HUN!??!!?!?!"

:yesyes::roflmao:

...Melania washes his crusties?!!! I think she should have got a better lawyer for the prenup :whistles::winks:

[FrankT]

You're kidding, right?


"Hun, where are my armageddon codes, they were in my blue shirt?"

"Wait, your blue one....that's in the wash"

"HUN!??!!?!?!"

Ronald Reagan did.

[ankietyjoe]

You need to get out more bro. You are macro analysing your life away.

[FrankT]

Yeah... probably.

[ankietyjoe]

Next time you worry about Nukes (or whatever), get your ass outside in some nature so you can see it before it's all gone. Eventually your brain will recognise that it's all still there and you're worrying about nothing, or at least worrying about something you have absolutely zero control over....hence the worry being potentially endless and pointless.

[tommy1982]

whats those tablets you take incase of being nuked , iodine tablets :D :D :D

just kidding, its a crazy thought, :) :) far more thing to worry about

[MyNameIsTerry]

whats those tablets you take incase of being nuked , iodine tablets :D :D :D

just kidding, its a crazy thought, :) :) far more thing to worry about

LSD and sit back and watch the funny colours :yesyes:

I wouldn't bother taking iodine as knowing my luck that would attract the eye of Fate who would then just land the damn missile on my house. :biggrin: