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On mine....
Lamp
Alarm clock
Photo of my mum
Hand-cream
Bottle of water
Radio
Reading Glasses
Book
Tissues
Glass Butterfly
Flippin eck carnation, this could be a dodgy one lol
I'll need to look....
WiredIncorrectly
04-01-20, 12:57
I don't have a bed side table. I have a window ledge but it's not really usable since the blinds are always down. My desk is in easy reach? Which is a complete mess. Imagine a hackers desk full of papers, books opened on different pages, an astray, some empty tea cups. Oh and all the computer gear. I guess since it's next to bed it's technically a bed side table :roflmao:
glassgirlw
05-01-20, 00:03
Too much crap. LOL. Currently fighting a cold, so:
roll of toilet paper
Vicks
Mucinex DM
glass of water
magazine
ipad
wireless charger
candle
biofreeze
lamp
nomorepanic
05-01-20, 00:07
I will join in...
Bedside Lamp
Alarm clock
Glass of water
Telephone handset and then mobile phone at night as well
Asthma inhalers
Saliva producing sweets as I get a dry mouth every night and have to suck them!
Lip salve
Mrsmitchell1984
05-01-20, 14:54
Lumi lamp
self help books
a gossipy mag
a foot file
Lamp, Alexa, monitor to my daughter's room, two books, four days worth of water glasses, tums.
MyNameIsTerry
06-01-20, 21:32
Whip, pink fluffy handcuffs, gimp mask :whiplash:
WiredIncorrectly
07-01-20, 08:23
Whip, pink fluffy handcuffs, gimp mask :whiplash:
I was literally about to post "Nobody has anything kinky on their tables?". You're hilarious Terry :roflmao:
How do you get the emoji's btw? I can never find the ones you use.
I knew I could rely on Terry :whistles:
There's a 'more' button for the other emojis WiredIncorrectly, but Terry has his own personal stash that run into probably thousands! :D
WiredIncorrectly
07-01-20, 11:49
I knew I could rely on Terry :whistles:
There's a 'more' button for the other emojis WiredIncorrectly, but Terry has his own personal stash that run into probably thousands! :D
Yeah I think he's got his own because I tried that.
What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?😂
Ok here's mine. A Bose wave radio. A lamp of course. A couple of books including the Bible. Then all that stuff is absolutely covered with various knick knacks that my two little granddaughters give me every time I leave their house. For some reason they feel the need to present me with a parting gift after a visit. So it's stuff like the arm of a doll, a pen cap, a rock, a shoelace, drawings... just random stuff hastily given on my way out the door. There's so much of it that the table isn't big enough to contain it all so some of it winds up on the floor invariably. Gotta get me some kind of a box or a bigger night stand.
WiredIncorrectly
07-01-20, 12:27
What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?😂.
A gallon? I'm imagining traffic cones and everything. Oh dear.
Mines boring.
Lamp
Book
Pair of glasses...otherwise can't see book
A bottle of hair oil
oh and a light layer of dust:blush:
LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack. 😁
WiredIncorrectly
07-01-20, 15:01
LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack. 😁
Wetting myself laughing here :roflmao:
lmao right now there is:
bottle of autograph Intense from M&S (it's great value but the BEST aftershave I've ever smelt)
Suede shoe brush
aspirin 300mg tabs
USB memory stick
a glass of vodka/coke
flutiform inhaler
venusbluejeans
08-01-20, 00:05
Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk... :roflmao:
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All this talk of bedside tables reminded me of a true story...
Many years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to have a handy pack of condoms on my bedside table - for those y'know...unexpected emergencies.
Well, the "emergency" didn't come - and nor did I. So after months of gathering dust, one day I flushed the buggers down the bog in anger. I thought that was the end of the matter until I went for a slash later. To my utter horror, the pack was floating in the bowl, large as life, bold as you like, gawping at me! So I flushed the bog again and went about my usual biz...
Later that evening, a female cousin came round. After using the toilet, she asked me why I'd flushed a pack of Durex down the bog! I ran upstairs like a lunatic and, yep, there it was, bobbing up and down like a lucky turd! This time I wasn't taking any chances and I used the bog brush to force the swines round the u-bend to their ultimate doom! Pffft.
It must have seen me coming :lac:
I'm a bit concerned about the glue gun :scared15:
hahahahha KK77 I love your post
Come on - if you're flushing a 'dom, you wrap it in toilet paper! That's the way to make it actually go 'round the bend' :shades:
venusbluejeans
08-01-20, 01:01
I'm a bit concerned about the glue gun :scared15:
Haha it is also my crafting table.... the glue gun is used to make things like this..
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MyNameIsTerry
08-01-20, 04:14
Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk... :roflmao:
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Looks like a scene off Saw! https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/agressive/t0158.gif (https://yoursmiles.org/t-agressive.php?page=2):ohmy:
P.S. I love the next pick with the wreath you made. That's really good!
MyNameIsTerry
08-01-20, 04:15
All this talk of bedside tables reminded me of a true story...
Many years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to have a handy pack of condoms on my bedside table - for those y'know...unexpected emergencies.
Well, the "emergency" didn't come - and nor did I. So after months of gathering dust, one day I flushed the buggers down the bog in anger. I thought that was the end of the matter until I went for a slash later. To my utter horror, the pack was floating in the bowl, large as life, bold as you like, gawping at me! So I flushed the bog again and went about my usual biz...
Later that evening, a female cousin came round. After using the toilet, she asked me why I'd flushed a pack of Durex down the bog! I ran upstairs like a lunatic and, yep, there it was, bobbing up and down like a lucky turd! This time I wasn't taking any chances and I used the bog brush to force the swines round the u-bend to their ultimate doom! Pffft.
It must have seen me coming :lac:
:roflmao:
I thought you meant she saw one of them floating around with a turd in it??? That would be revealing even more...I believe they freeze such things before "use" :winks::blush:
MyNameIsTerry
08-01-20, 04:19
What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?
I forgot about that, thanks :yesyes: I must admit I didn't think it possible for us to get through it all but you proved me wrong :winks:
A gallon? I'm imagining traffic cones and everything. Oh dear.
Yeah...the ones with the safety lamps on too :yesyes:
LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack.
I didn't know you had a name for it. I did wonder why you kept saying your B-52 was about to explode. :ohmy:
That's beautiful Emmz :)
KK, I am shocked! Come to think of it, I'm not really. :roflmao:
Terry, I was counting on you for the muck. :winks:
Noivous, that's so sweet about the pressies your grandchildren bring you so you can look at them when you go to sleep. :hugs:
Keep them coming....
WiredIncorrectly
08-01-20, 13:31
Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk... :roflmao:
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I have the same glue gun! It's hurts like hell when you get a hot blob of that on your skin.
WiredIncorrectly
08-01-20, 13:33
hahahahha KK77 I love your post
Come on - if you're flushing a 'dom, you wrap it in toilet paper! That's the way to make it actually go 'round the bend' :shades:
:roflmao: exactly this ^^
Oh god, my husband bought me a cheap glue gun one birthday. I was making some paper roses whilst wearing a nightshirt and it dripped onto my thigh, at which point I tried to wipe it off with my finger.
I landed up binning it.
Nice pliers, though, Terry. I see nippers, round and half-round, I think?
WiredIncorrectly
08-01-20, 13:54
Oh god, my husband bought me a cheap glue gun one birthday. I was making some paper roses whilst wearing a nightshirt and it dripped onto my thigh, at which point I tried to wipe it off with my finger.
Blue, I'm wincing at the thought of this. Ouch.
Recently I bought a thread burner to cut my nylon threads more neatly than scissors. Haven't burned myself yet, but I know it's only a matter of time.
venusbluejeans
08-01-20, 16:57
I have the same glue gun! It's hurts like hell when you get a hot blob of that on your skin.
to put it politely it is f**king hot isn't it.... I used to have one of the smaller glue guns and this one is about 100 x hotter as my hand contest lol
Phone, a pile of true crime books to be read, salt lamp (helps with anxiety) A jar with pens in it, a reusable water bottle and a nintendo switch.
MyNameIsTerry
09-01-20, 03:31
I have the same glue gun! It's hurts like hell when you get a hot blob of that on your skin.
Whatever floats your boat I suppose :whistles:
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I don't got a bedside tables
Shoot I don't got a bed
Just for fun
How's that for a bitta sadassin
WiredIncorrectly
09-01-20, 17:42
Whatever floats your boat I suppose :whistles:
:roflmao:
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