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Things that make you go Hmmmm....
Seems to me that alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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WiredIncorrectly
19-01-20, 01:27
I read it was also spice that does no favors for ones tum.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves!
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WiredIncorrectly
19-01-20, 02:17
Everything ok your end mate?
Everything ok your end mate?
Yeah, I'm good but getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks... now I'm feeling more like a rusty penny! :roflmao:
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I met up with a friend yesterday afternoon and got steaming drunk on quality craft beer. I know it's meant to be bad for anxiety, but I had a blissfully relaxed evening and I haven't slept so well in weeks.
Seems to me that everyone has a theory for the "perfect" way to lead your life but why listen to them? Who are they trying to convince and why?
WiredIncorrectly
19-01-20, 09:57
I hope he's doing ok.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
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Seems to me that the one who gets the last laugh is a slow thinker ;)
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venusbluejeans
19-01-20, 14:52
Things that make you go Hmmmm....
Seems to me that alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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;)
https://youtu.be/se-YmqRAWFI
Seems to me that farts are just the ghosts of things we ate.
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FMP, you’re scaring me :scared15:
The serial posters finally made FMP go insane...
Flirting with insanity is one thing. If it starts flirting back, it's time to call the whole thing off ;)
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You carry on, FMP!! It's a great thread!
When you hear the voices, only talk to the ones who offer food.
WiredIncorrectly
20-01-20, 09:34
It seems to me you only speak in riddles.
And never answer me at all.
Seems to me an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ;)
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WiredIncorrectly
20-01-20, 16:48
Seems to me an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ;)
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Never heard that one. That's great!
Hangovers blow...
I'm with you Antsy...I've had some legendary hangovers (i.e. Alcohol Poisoning)...3 dayers sometimes...ooo
Hey FMP - Ever notice when you've had a hat on for a long time it feels like it's not there? Then you take it off and it feels like it is there.
Seems to me if a rabbit's foot was so lucky, it'd be still attached to the rabbit!
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WiredIncorrectly
21-01-20, 00:53
Seems to me if a rabbit's foot was so lucky, it'd be still attached to the rabbit!
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Where you getting these I tried to Google "seems to me" quotes, or jokes, and nothing coming up.
The whole idea came from watching a George Carlin clip on euphemisms. Take something we say, a funny saying, a thought or the like and you can write one right up. Like....
Seems to me if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments! ;)
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Do you all remember “deep thoughts” by jack handy? That’s what this reminds me of.
Do you all remember “deep thoughts” by jack handy? That’s what this reminds me of.
Yep... that too. I remember that from SNL.
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Seems to me people often turn to sweets when they're stressed. It makes sense as "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".
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WiredIncorrectly
21-01-20, 15:13
You're great at these. I spent 30 minutes trying to come up with one. Too hard. I'm out. Keep posting them though they're awesome.
A tattoo is a very permanent reminder of a very temporary feeling.
WiredIncorrectly
21-01-20, 18:03
A tattoo is a very permanent reminder of a very temporary feeling.
You forgot the "seems to me" bit :p but another good one!
Yes! Thank you Wired! I won't miss the next one.😀
Seems to me that common sense isn’t very common...
Seems to me I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent ;)
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Seems to me that glass houses shouldn't be built near the shore... ;)
Seems to me that some people's heads are just back up copies of their butt!
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Seems to me that too many folk have two mouths and one ear (that's deaf) :lac:
Seem to me that coronavirus lacks a corona...
Seem to me that coronavirus lacks a corona...
Seems to me limes are selling like hotcakes. Makes you wonder though. Why hotcakes? Aren't eggs a more popular breakfast food? :huh:
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WiredIncorrectly
23-01-20, 16:04
I've worked for days to get one. And I got one after watching a Youtube video on war.
Seems to me that friendly fire isn't so friendly after all.
Seems to me that friendly fire isn't so friendly after all.
There ya go! ;)
Seems to me the road to success is always under construction!
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Seems to me a hernia should be called a his-nia and a hysterectomy should be called a her-terectomy.
Seems to me maybe and maybe not mean the same thing.
Seems to me when it rains, it pours...
WiredIncorrectly
24-01-20, 02:59
Seems to me that pouring rain would require a large pair of hands.
It seems to me that 'Sitting on the Dock of the Bay' didn't do much for Otis Reading. :ohmy:
It seems to me that 'Sitting on the Dock of the Bay' didn't do much for Marvin Gaye. :ohmy:
Seems to me Otis Redding should have stayed on that dock instead of taking that flight ;)
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So true FMP and it helps if I get the name right, lol
Seems to me that common sense isn't common these days...
Seems to me that tea needs a lot more than sympathy to hit the spot..
Seems to me a good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
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Seems to me that procrastination is like masturbation...you only F-k yourself.
Seems to me Google would be more accurate if every symptom search diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
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Seems to me where there's a will, there's 100 relatives you never knew about.
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Seems to me that people are prisoners of their phones. That's why they're called "cell" phones ;)
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Lol, I like that one FMP, actually they are all good :yesyes:
Yeah, how come no one likes my dirty one? Lol
Yeah, how come no one likes my dirty one? Lol
It was awesome!
Seems to me a world without women would be a pain in the ass!
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It was awesome!
Seems to me a world without women would be a pain in the ass!
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Amen
Seems to me that smart phones make people into dumb asses...
Seems to me that smart phones make people into dumb asses...
There's a lot of truth in that one! Have you seen the video of that young girl on a flight who literally was melting down (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xAcIKongU4) because her grandmother made her put her phone away before landing?
Seems to me we live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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Indeed...
i still have a "brick" phone because I don't need to be permanently connected to the internet or have access to a camera. Apparently there is now a device in which people can put their smart phones in a special "envelope" which hides the crap and only gives you access to making actual phone calls...can you believe that??!!:D
It's called having a "peace and serenity" break and rumour has it that brick phones are going to be making a return soon.
Seems to me that dinosaurs may not be quite extinct yet...
WiredIncorrectly
27-01-20, 15:21
i still have a "brick" phone because I don't need to be permanently connected to the internet or have access to a camera.
Me too Pulisa! I still have an old phone without any bells and whistles. The Nokia 8310's are small and still look great.
In my class, I rarely call parents anymore. My punishment is just to take away their phones. I rarely have any misbehaviors.
I'm surprised you are allowed to do that these days...How do they cope?
Not well, but they know that is the punishment. They and their parents sign my contract at the beginning of the year. I’m a benevolent dictator until you piss me off :D
You sound awesome!! Anyone who can take on a young person armed with a smart phone and survive gets my respect!
WiredIncorrectly
28-01-20, 16:22
In my class, I rarely call parents anymore. My punishment is just to take away their phones. I rarely have any misbehaviors.
I think they should be banned from school. They should be kept in a locker if they're 100% required for whatever reason. My 12 year old nephew has a smart phone and he's glued to it. I've tried to teach my kid those phones are bad and thankfully he understands and doesn't feel like he's missing out.
He got a Nokia N900 for Christmas. He loved mine. He uses it to write software on because it's basically a small laptop running Linux. Old phone, but one of the only phones that will increase in price while other phones lose value. He compiles applications using C on his phone. Little genius he is, but he isn't allowed to take it to school.
Seems to me that a train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…...............
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Seems to me that a train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…...............
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Lol
Seems to me that if there were more fish in my sea, I wouldn’t be having chicken for dinner.
Thank you, Agent P.
I think they should be banned from school. They should be kept in a locker if they're 100% required for whatever reason. My 12 year old nephew has a smart phone and he's glued to it. I've tried to teach my kid those phones are bad and thankfully he understands and doesn't feel like he's missing out.
He got a Nokia N900 for Christmas. He loved mine. He uses it to write software on because it's basically a small laptop running Linux. Old phone, but one of the only phones that will increase in price while other phones lose value. He compiles applications using C on his phone. Little genius he is, but he isn't allowed to take it to school.
No, no. If the padres didn’t allow them to bring their phones, I’d have no collateral! Lol Besides, I can’t go to a meeting with adults without everyone of them having their phones on their desk. I’m trying to teach the kids about appropriate times of use.
WiredIncorrectly
29-01-20, 13:41
No, no. If the padres didn’t allow them to bring their phones, I’d have no collateral! Lol Besides, I can’t go to a meeting with adults without everyone of them having their phones on their desk. I’m trying to teach the kids about appropriate times of use.
Smart thinking!
Seems to me I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect! :yesyes:
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Seems to me that zombies eat brains...
Seems to me that brain eating amoebas are zombies.
Seems to me if people are talking behind your back... Fart!
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WiredIncorrectly
01-02-20, 01:26
Seems to me I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect! :yesyes:
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How are you so good at these lol! Keep em' coming.
And I get no recognition, James? Pfft! :lac:
It's since you mentioned quarantining him, Vee...He fears for his Nokia and wants to stay under your radar...
I appreciate your sharp wit though...and this thread is certainly an antidote to VirusFever!
I appreciate you too AntsyVee :D
It seems to me that 'Dawn' has a lot of work breaking every morning :D
Seems to me its what’s inside that matters – the fridge is a perfect example!
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I think you’re right, Agent P. He’s just butt hurt over the quarantine. ;)
Awww, C. :hugs:
BTW, seems to me if people came with directions, they’d be a lot easier to operate on
Seems to me telling someone to 'calm down' works as well as baptizing a cat!
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Seems to me if necessity is the mother of invention, then politics must be the father of stupidity
Seems to me a jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people ;)
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WiredIncorrectly
02-02-20, 20:13
Seems to me if necessity is the mother of invention, then politics must be the father of stupidity
:roflmao: now that's a good one vee
I see you want your quarantine lifted, James ;)
WiredIncorrectly
03-02-20, 14:44
I see you want your quarantine lifted, James ;)
:roflmao: It hurts when I cough and breath deep. Potentially now a chest infection.
And why aren’t you in bed, young man?
Seems to me that politicians are like manure...but then manure actually serves a purpose.
Seems to me the best cure for HA is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's ;)
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WiredIncorrectly
04-02-20, 11:57
And why aren’t you in bed, young man?
I am. I've watched so many TED talks I've forgot what every single one of them was on about :roflmao:
Seems to me the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
WiredIncorrectly
05-02-20, 11:18
Seems to me the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
:roflmao: ... that's one of the best here.
Seems to me I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.
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Seems to me that a dropped drinking glass always breaks on the last bounce.
Seems to me it's always five o'clock somewhere....L'chaim!
Seems to me birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
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Seems to me the 'road to nowhere' is the M25
I’m sure you won’t remember me fishmanpa, I was on here a good five years ago having a terrible time and you’re advice and your posts helped me build my life back together. I am so glad you are doing well and still continuing to help people X
I’m sure you won’t remember me fishmanpa, I was on here a good five years ago having a terrible time and you’re advice and your posts helped me build my life back together. I am so glad you are doing well and still continuing to help people X
Seems to me I remember you Roxy :) Great to hear things have been going well for you!
It also seems to me dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff ;)
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Seems to me hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Seems to me people are stupid. Yep.
Seems to me people are stupid. Yep.
Seems to me after millions of years of evolution, people are kind of a disappointment.
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Seems to me the best of us can do the most spectacular things...but the worst of us couldn’t find their way out of paper bags.
Seems to me changing a habit is never difficult. Difficult is to address the unwillingness to do so.
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Seems to me that humans are afraid of hard work...we always put off the things that are hardest to do.
Seems to me you should never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Seems to me the idiot parade got an extra float this year :S
Seems to me looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
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Seems to me that Debbie Downer’s sister is Negative Nancy.
Seems to me the Corona virus won't least long because it was made in China ;)
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Seems to me, especially in light of recent threads, not treating your mental illness is no different that not treating diagnosed cancer. Both eventually will take your life.
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Fishmanpa - how is it going man? Long time no speak!
Fishmanpa - how is it going man? Long time no speak!
Skippy! What's going on? You've obviously doing well illustrated by your absence on the boards.... I can see the positivity in your post. Inspiring to say the least. Really glad to see it! You're proof that with professional help and hard work, you can slay the dragon.
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Skippy! What's going on? You've obviously doing well illustrated by your absence on the boards.... I can see the positivity in your post. Inspiring to say the least. Really glad to see it! You're proof that with professional help and hard work, you can slay the dragon.
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Haha yeah I like to check in every few years or so... :) Actually this time I was curious as to how the coronavirus was affecting people on here, because I know that in my bad times I would have been freaking out about it!
Good to see that you've stuck around in my absence to help people though, and hope things are going well with you.
PS professional help wasn't required, not even hard work really, just a realisation/epiphany that I was wasting my life worrying about stuff I could do nothing about, and that was a more scary thought than any illness. :)
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Fishman, I love the China / Coronavirus one :yesyes:
Wired deleted a thread but I had to grab the title because it works so well on this thread and its a classic IMO...
Seems to me before Corona virus I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough. :roflmao:
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It seems to me if G-d closes a door, only to open a window, it sure is drafty up in my attic. Not to mention always open to squirrels and burglers.
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