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WiredIncorrectly
26-01-23, 08:02
Morning folks, I hope this gives you a bit of a chuckle, genuine question tho ...

I seen a guy on one of the breakfast shoes doing an exercise routine and he had a massive bulge in his shorts.

Are these bulges erm ... real? I can't understand how.

Being a male, who is is above average in that department I don't see how a bulge is possible. When the friend is not activated he's asleep. No bulge would show. Only when the friend is activated, or half activated, would a bulge be possible. A man couldn't maintain that activated state while doing exercises and talking to presenters.

Are men now wearing bulges?!
WiredIncorrectly
26-01-23, 08:20
Oh dear https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/man_bulge
MyNameIsTerry
26-01-23, 13:07
Oh dear https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/man_bulge

I like the big balls one. That's got to be handy for tennis. :yesyes: Good for health since I could carry a couple of plums in one of those for a nibble and get 2 of my 5 a day.

It does seem like an over engineering case to me. Just shove a sock down it :roflmao:

Remember the athlete John Regis? He was so gifted in that dept he nearly had to run sideways to stay in lane. He had to swing his legs to run.

As a joke one of the lads I worked with once stuffed a furby down his pants. It was a wear yours pants over your trousers superhero style day. He was getting some looks. Then he pulled the arms and legs out and walked through the same office of women to see if they noticed :roflmao:
MyNameIsTerry
26-01-23, 13:11
A man couldn't maintain that activated state while doing exercises and talking to presenters.

Judy Finnegan. Phwoah!!! :biggrin:

Probably wouldn't do Alison Hammond's diet much good. She would be thinking sausage sandwiches :dribble:
Darksky
26-01-23, 13:52
Me…not immediately opening this thread up to look :shades:
.Poppy.
26-01-23, 16:17
Me…not immediately opening this thread up to look :shades:

:roflmao: Same
Catkins
26-01-23, 17:34
Maybe his trousers were too tight? Or a sock?

I think sometimes if someone is quite skinny it makes other bits look bigger.
Darksky
26-01-23, 17:43
Me and Poppy would like to sincerely thank James for posting the above link. :winks:
Phill2
26-01-23, 19:25
I'm betting on socks :ohmy:
.Poppy.
26-01-23, 19:43
Me and Poppy would like to sincerely thank James for posting the above link. :winks:

My first thought was, wow, Etsy's really branching out. Good for them. :roflmao:
Lolalee1
27-01-23, 08:35
Real tonsil ticklers! :roflmao:Some good potential porn stars in those pics :yesyes:
WiredIncorrectly
29-01-23, 11:59
Real tonsil ticklers! :roflmao:Some good potential porn stars in those pics :yesyes:

:roflmao:

Lolalee you gave me a good laugh with your wording.
Phill2
29-01-23, 23:32
Maybe they're smuggling Galahs not budgies?
NoraB
30-01-23, 07:24
Also available on ETSY are merkins (pubic wigs) and false underarm hair.. (Won't provide the link as the page contains the C word and a slightly disturbing looking calendar called 'Chicken Daddies'). :huh: