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We havent done one of these 'silly story threads' since last year so i thought we could maybe start one up again.
Its where one person starts and everybody contributes and it all ends up funny and making no sense...but its good fun.
I'll start if thats ok!!!
One morning out of the blue..........
A parcel arrived at my house and when i opened it .............
...it started to rain and the wrapping paper got soaked..
so i put it on the radiator to dry out
Lilith1980
16-04-08, 09:16
but inside was an easter egg and it started to melt.....
:ohmy: next time i looked, my dog was eating it!
and dogs are allergic to chocolate
Lilith1980
16-04-08, 10:06
The poor dog got a poorly tummy.....
.... and ruined the carpet in the living room
so I had to clear up the mess , and whilst i was doing so I notised ........
Lilith1980
16-04-08, 11:24
George Clooney had wandered into my house.....(this could get interesting!)
an envelope hidden beneath the sofa.....
He said "hi, i think I've lost my memory, is this where I live"..........
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 14:38
.....so I said yes, have some easter egg, and asked him............
:hugs: :yesyes: and i said 'my gosh yes yes this is where you live, what happened where have you been are you alright my darling george erm dave please give me a big kiss and hug:winks: :D :bighug1:
:wacko: (okay we posted at the same time):shrug:
Lilith1980
16-04-08, 14:45
oh no, the clooney storyline has taken a nosedive!!
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 16:12
So I asked George if he'd like a cup of tea. He said 'no thanks, I'd rather have a ...........
..ooo i was sorely tempted but id get banned from the site!:winks:
..nice relaxing bath if you wouldnt mind, and then.....
........ you can get the can of squirty cream and the jar of nutella and.........
(sorry, couldnt resist that one!!) :ohmy:
hazey-babe
16-04-08, 16:52
a bowl,a sponge and strawberries and we could make .......:yesyes:
Lilith1980
16-04-08, 16:59
sweet sweet...............donuts....*drool* so i went into the .....
bathroom for a quick shower when he came in and said ..................
My My My Are You A Stripper !!!!
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 17:35
I said only at the weekend. He then asked if I.......
wanted to earn some money
..........Would like him to soap my back.......... :noangel:
(Work with me on this one guys lol)
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 18:16
I said yes please, and could you also.........
do my ........... :whiplash:
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 18:29
toes, and then we could.........
do the salsa...and perhaps...
Empty that big fat wallet of yours buy buying...............
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 18:50
a rabbit and a hutch. I asked him if he would like to go to.....
Pets at Home and then maybe ...........
(how lame was that!)
Dying_Swan
16-04-08, 19:05
go to Ann Summers to see if we could find.........
The rabbit to go in the hutch and some............
......bunny ears and a..........
packet of long life batteries for the ........ .
Granny Primark
16-04-08, 19:45
fluffy tail. But a rabbit hates to be on his/her own so we thought wed get a
hazey-babe
16-04-08, 19:46
C.D player to listen to some......
music to get us in the mood for.........................
....... Going to the gym ....... then we can........
making salsa and he said..........
I'm in the mood for dancing..............lets dance the night away.............:yahoo:
......after we finished dancing to the nolans :ohmy: he asked me if i would......
help him take off his lycra all-in-one...........
i said, only if you help me...............
onto the :sofa: for a little bit of......
....... soap opera excitement ........ now shut up, Corrie is on ........ he said ......
so i turned the tv off and showed him my .........
TV Times ........... and he said "do you want to"..................
put my pink fluffy slippers on and nip out for a.......
Salted Nuts...... If you do I will .........
Dying_Swan
17-04-08, 08:57
get you some chocolate salted balls and.........
whatever else takes your fancy when you........:winks:
do do do, come on and do the conga....
Lilith1980
17-04-08, 14:49
so we had a shimmy around the living room and I grabbed his.....
.........last rollo...... he turned to me and grabbed me by the.............
IrishPrincess
17-04-08, 15:21
oohhhh there's a knock at the door,its.....
Pink Panic
17-04-08, 15:30
My co star from Oceans Eleven .... Brad Pitt .......:D
they both went of to the local for a pint so I phoned........................
the daily mirror and told them ..........
Dying_Swan
17-04-08, 17:18
They said they would come straight round and bring.........
Lilith1980
17-04-08, 18:07
Johnny Depp to keep me company but I.....
told him I was washing my hair and if he wanted to he could .......
help me out by washing my.........
tights out and hanging them over the bath. He looked a bit ......
silly when he tried them on because he said they werent his colour, so i said......
Lilith1980
17-04-08, 20:53
that maybe fishnets were his type of thing. He laughed and.....
Pink Panic
17-04-08, 20:57
Agreed that he'd stick to wearing his leopard skin posing pouch :blush:
(sorry couldn't resist) lol :D
And asked me if I would..........
the ariel on the tv as the picture was crap and he wanted to watch Hollyoaks. But before we had time to do that .............
A bee flew in through the open window......
and stung him on his ..........
Dying_Swan
18-04-08, 09:36
Earlobe. He screamed, jumped in the air and attacked the bee with his enormous..........
Cannon! Well done I said, you deserve a big ..........
Lilith1980
18-04-08, 10:16
hug for getting rid of the bee. But before I could put my arms around him, he.....
Pink Panic
18-04-08, 14:57
Picked up the daily paper and .......
...was quite surprised to see Jordan with her clothes on, instead it was her husband who....
Lilith1980
18-04-08, 17:20
bared all, but he had a very small.....
Dying_Swan
18-04-08, 17:29
Tummy button, and I decided it would be best for us to ...........
...put the whole ordeal behind us. Suddenly....
Dying_Swan
18-04-08, 18:06
He looked out of the window as a UFO flew by. He started to.........
..........fumble in his bag for a big .........
...teapot. See that there teapot, thats magic and it will....
obey you, if you rub it
xxx donna
twice anti-clockwise then rub your belly clockwise, something youve always dreamed of will appear !!..........
Dying_Swan
19-04-08, 15:44
So he rubbed the teapot, and out jumped a bright blue.........
Genie. He said "I'm giving you three ........"
.......... blind mice to look after. I'm off on holiday to ............
to get a Thong and an all over tan so I can .....:whistles:
England! Oh no you can't I said, I have ........
Dying_Swan
20-04-08, 01:51
a prior engagement to meet the Queen. He then said he would..........
ride to Buck Palace on a monocycle wearing Union Jack underpants to ....
:D
drop me off as he had to hurry to his private jet....which was parked on a double yellow
submarine aircraft carrier !! He said..............................
scratching his long beard and peering through his telescope, "what's this me hearties??" ..... have we been at sea to long? :scared15:
at sea?? whose at sea?? tthought we were........
in the bath.... up periscope madam:whistles:
Dying_Swan
21-04-08, 01:55
So he climbed out of the bath and mounted his...........
what could only be described as....
mounting his trusty Steed, shouting, "yeeehaaa, I'm .........." :)
off to see the wizard of oz, but not before i see my love for a.......
rub down with The Sporting Life and a tickle on the ..........:shades:
what happened to lovely george clooney?
ivories singing my ding a ling my ding a ling.......
poor George had an unfortunate accident, his razor slipped whilst shaving his bikini line and now he ........ :blink:
is called Georgina and is living with .........
a poodle, has a purple rinse, takes his holidays in Southwold and ...........
hand washes his chintz curtains before....
leaving for his new job as an Ann Summers Party Planner, where he ........
promptly dressed up in revealing underwear, frightened the neighbours dog ....:doh:
Lilith1980
22-04-08, 10:27
and caused an accident on the road nearby, nobody was hurt but.....
it took them all day to clean the chocolate body paint off the road. Georgina decided .........
billywhizz
22-04-08, 11:10
...enough is enough, im gonna have to get some new flip flops if im gonna start attracting some attention off....
Dodgy admirers with perverse fetishes and cold clamy hands, maybe I'll......:wacko:
billywhizz
22-04-08, 15:24
take out a loan to buy myself the vw camper van i've always wanted, either that or...
I'll run away and join the circus as the bearded lady. While he was pondering on what to do, along came ...............
(lol Billy camper van had to come into it somewhere :D )
"the only gay in the village'" wearing a fetching limegreen and orange spotted shell suit with matching flip-flops. I thought to myself I wonder where....
he shops for his clothes?, would it be Burtons or Laura Ashley? ..... with legs like that he could ......:shades:
sashay down the catwalk in 5" platforms without falling over the flowers everyone has thrown, except for
bending down to pick them up he heard an awful rip in.......
but on close inspection found his left testicle had gone South !! .....:shrug: maybe it was time to .......
lol .... dave
Admit that at his age the rest would be heading south soon too..
But "of course" he thought why didnt I think of it before :doh: I need to join......
...the Knackered Body Syndrome on line support group. There he met a...
lovely woman with a lazy eye :wacko: and two left feet . They decided they wanted to .........
Pink Panic
24-04-08, 10:20
Move to the countryside and .......
buy some sheep and makes lots of money knitting willy warmers for up and coming young men.... perhaps they could.......:unsure:
find some women to measure and fit them for the willy warmers, so they texted.......
Lady Lesley with the oh so warm hands who said ......... :)
Dave gis a hand here cos.........
I'm new to this and I've heard through the grapevine that .......:winks:
George and Brad are back at mine waiting for me too........
lay down on my feather bed and rub me all over with body oils while .......:shades:
I put me curlers in and me teeth in a jar at the side of the bed so i........
so we could play Scrabble all night beginning with the word .......:wacko:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..........
followed by Willywarmer, .... the sun shines..... the birds sing.... what shall we do today chums?:yesyes: ...... do you ride Tandem?......
you hum it son.....i'll play it........again sam...........
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”....... and announces "it's my Birthday":yahoo:
and i'll cry if i want too.....:weep:
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone......:shrug:
He's gone for a bag of chips at the local chippy becasue i was......
I'm a buxom girl with an insatiable appetite for a bit of ..........:noangel:
and one day I'll have enough money to buy me a pair of fluffy.......:whistles:
flip flops with matching ear muffs which will be......
irresistable to my potential clients, along with some good old fashioned ......:whiplash:
TLC, scones with jam and devon cream and a dollop of.........
of colin firth between two slices of bread with a small portion of........
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