Things I have Learned...

[Notator]

1) Google can find a serious illness to match almost any symptom...
2) Diazepam is a cure for repetitve heart attacks...
3) During a panic attack I KNOW BEST and everyone else is WRONG...
4) AFTER a panic attack it turns out that they were right...
5) My Doctor looks forward to seeing me as he enjoys a good chat...
6) ALL psychiatrists got into the profession merely to mask their own fears...
7) Being sectioned is vastly over-rated...
8) Breaking out of hospital is normal..breaking INTO one isn't ( trust me!)..

And finally...and this is completely true..I really did do this...

9) If you ever decide to end it all by jumping under a train...check that the tracks aren't rusty, its a very long wait...
:blush:
Anyone else learned anything useful ??

[Notator]

Just me then...lmao!

[pooh]

LOL

[panelman]

excelent :yahoo: what i have learned is that im gonna print off what you have learned and carry it around with me :yesyes:

[Notator]

lol panelman...
Can i suggest take everything I do, print it out AND DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE !!!!! That might be a better plan!

[p_prod_uk]

LMAO! that really made me chuckle!! thanks :yesyes:

[CABelieve13]

omg....haha i know!! During a panic attack, i just think "how do they know im not dying (or whatever i am panicking about lol), they arent experiencing it. have you seen mystery diagnosis?"
i really need to stop watching those shows........ so addicting though.
one think i learned about phsyciatrists/counslers/hypnotherapists/etc.
1.)If you are under the age of 18, they assume you were sexually abused or just abused and spend all their time trying to make you confess.
2.) lol thats about it....
sorry prolly not all but thats what i went through

[lesleya]

psml....no.9.........what a bummer...lol

[Sillyblondegirl]

I had to laught out loud. My heart attacks seem to be "cured" with alprazalom-lol

[rb1978]

I reckon I ought to print out number 1 in foot high letters and frame it on my wall. I am sat here with (in my mind borderline chronic) lower back/hip pain. Anyone normal would see all the websites that said how normal it was. I of course, found the websites telling me about tumours and aneurysms.

Stinking Google.

[Notator]

Yeah Google can be evil!
Mild Headache = Onset Menigitis
Short of breath = At LEAST cancer ( NOTHING to do with the ciggy I just put out....
Tiredness = ME, nothing to with the restless night the night before...

Seriously... if Google was a good place to check your symptoms it would have M.D. or F.R.C.S after it instead of .com

[sunshine-lady]

That made me laugh notator especially...

7) Being sectioned is vastly over-rated...
8) Breaking out of hospital is normal..breaking INTO one isn't

I can totally relate to both of them!

[EmmaJane]

lol...... very good, and i agree with panel man