a penguin goes into a pub.....

[mick_uk]

A penguin goes into a pub, goes up to the barman and says "Has my dad been in here today?"

The barman says "I dont know.....what does he look like?"

:D

Oh well, made me laugh

mick

[graham58]

Nice one!:D

[betandjon]

What is black and white and read all over--------A SUNBURNED PENGUIN.:winks:

[Jaco45er]

You mean a Scottish penguin surely?

Mick, people have been banned for less lol

[purplehaze]

A guy with agoraphobia goes for a walk

aye right:-)

[suzy-sue]

LOL you Guys.

A man and his girrafe go in to a scottish pub
The man asks for a beer for him and his girrafe
They drink their beer and the girrafes pot rolls onto the floor
The scottish barman says"You cany leave that lyin there
To which the man replied"thats not a lion its a giraffe!"" :doh:

[finny12000]

lol
a man goes into a bakers shop and says is that a doughnut or a meriguine shes says yer right son it is a doughnut.